TenneCheat VolunTears (but..but..but.. we're good at baseball)

[Bucklion]

Running tally of people they can’t get to coach at UT: Steve Spurrier, Steve Smith, Steven Segal, Steve Jobs, Steve Harvey, Steve Martin, Steve Urkel, Steve-O, Devo, Bevo, Charlie Strong, Charlie Weis, Charlie Ward, Charlie Manson, Charlie Chaplain, Charlie Chan, Jackie Chan, Jackie Kennedy, Jackie Brown, Jackie Sherrill, Cheryl Crow, Cheryl Tiegs, Cheryl Ladd, Ernie Ladd, Andrew Ladd, Diane Ladd, Diane Sawyer, Tom Sawyer, Buzz Sawyer, Buzz Aldrin, Buzz Lightyear...

 

[AKAK]

Does Tennessee have a former All-American TE from the 70’s? One who caught a game winning pass in a major bowl game? A man with no delusions as to what he represents.

That guy should get a shot.

What the fuck have I been saying?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

What the fuck have I been saying?

Talking about some mystery man. Hell if I know. I’m terrible at subtle hint guessing games.

 

[NFBuck]

Come out of a meeting to find out that they've now also been turned down by NC State's coach. Glorious.

 

[colobuck79]

I'd love to get a ballpark estimate for how much productivity has been destroyed this week by the Tennessee coaching search

I can only speak for myself, but I have had a 100% drop in productivity.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Not necessarily related to any of this, except that it involves Clay Travis:

We just had our biggest weekend of the season and we're currently sitting at about a 10 percent profit. Following an initial investment of $500, we've worked our way up to $544.39 simply by doing the opposite of what Richard "Clay" Travis advises.

Tough week for Slay Travis I guess.

 

[BUCK3YE5]

These nutjobs will start regretting sabotaging Schiano pretty soon if they haven't already. They won't get a coach nearly as good. Hell, several worse coaches have already declined the job..

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I just have to say this. I can’t think of Clay Travis as anybody but a country singer. Is the dude a country singer?

 

[Mike80]

With Nanerpus as the OC? That [Mark May] is titles

Craig J Walkup as the DC too....

 

[AKAK]

I just have to say this. I can’t think of Clay Travis as anybody but a country singer. Is the dude a country singer?

Next coach of Tennessee I think.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Next coach of Tennessee I think.

I swear I can’t shake the thought that he was a country singer, kept his name but completely ditched his past and nobody noticed. I can visualize riding in the car as a kid and the radio would be like “here’s the latest song from Clay Travis...”

There has to be a similar named country singer. Somebody help me out.

 

[AKAK]

I swear I can’t shake the thought that he was a country singer, kept his name but completely ditched his past and nobody noticed. I can visualize riding in the car as a kid and the radio would be like “here’s the latest song from Clay Travis...”

There has to be a similar named country singer. Somebody help me out.

Randy Travis?

Travis Tritt?

Henry Clay?

Clay Pot?

 

[AKAK]

Speaking of Travis Tritt, if at first you don't succeed with Mike Gundy's mullett... Try, try again:

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I swear I can’t shake the thought that he was a country singer, kept his name but completely ditched his past and nobody noticed. I can visualize riding in the car as a kid and the radio would be like “here’s the latest song from Clay Travis...”

There has to be a similar named country singer. Somebody help me out.

Clay Aiken and Randy Travis’ lovechild?

 

[Thump]

Clay Aiken and Randy Travis’ lovechild?

Clay Walker and Randy Travis.