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Taco Bell Diet

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TACO BELL;1639707; said:
I'm [censored]ing garbage? No, you're [censored]ing garbage. All of you. You [censored]ing think it's easy being me. Up late every night so you alchoholics can come in and [censored] your selves after a full night of drinking cheap ass beer. Then you blame me for giving you the [censored]s. Yeah, because no way it could have been that 30 pack of stroh's [censored] water you downed [censored]ing with you. I swear to [censored]ing god if I see any of you [censored]heads on the street my taco balls will be bouncing off your asses.
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A man eats shit like that he is going to DIE


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Their disclaimers are great.

DRIVE-THRU-DIET IS NOT A WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM. FOR A HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE, PAY ATTENTION TO TOTAL CALORIE AND FAT INTAKE AND REGULAR EXERCISE. TACO BELL'S FRESCO MENU CAN HELP WITH CALORIE REDUCTIONS OF 20 TO 100 PER ITEM COMPARED TO CORRESPONDING PRODUCTS ON OUR REGULAR MENU. NOT A LOW CALORIE FOOD.
 
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MuckFighigan;1639647; said:
What's next the Chucky Cheese Diet! :wink: haha but the best way to lose weight is to drink water lots and lots of water
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"Rob Burgandy"?! ROB?! Christ on the cross. :shake:

reagdog;1639662; said:
Hahaha - I don't like Taco Bell. I actually tried one of those tacos and burritos a few months ago before I knew they were "healthy" and thought they tasted horrible.

The only diet I have ever really done was cut back on the amount of beer I drink. When my wife had our first kid, I couldn't go out with my buddies like I normally would and dropped 30 pounds in about 6 months by just drinking beer once a week instead of 3-4 times per week.

I would rather do the Subway diet.
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You fucking pussy.



NFBuck;1639668; said:
Seriously.

Taco Bell is fucking garbage.
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Watch your mouth son!

jlb1705;1639685; said:
Hey guys, I'm gonna try to diet by having nothing but apple juice and gas station hot dogs. Wish me luck!
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Now that shit works.

TACO BELL;1639707; said:
I'm [censored]ing garbage? No, you're [censored]ing garbage. All of you. You [censored]ing think it's easy being me. Up late every night so you alchoholics can come in and [censored] your selves after a full night of drinking cheap ass beer. Then you blame me for giving you the [censored]s. Yeah, because no way it could have been that 30 pack of stroh's [censored] water you downed [censored]ing with you. I swear to [censored]ing god if I see any of you [censored]heads on the street my taco balls will be bouncing off your asses.
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I love you.

scarletandgrey;1639956; said:
WTF?
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Act like you haven't tried it.
 
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I like the big burrito supremes, or did until I went to a Chipotle's where the burrito they make with all the fixin's have probably ruined me forever on TB.
I really liked the texture and overall flavor of my concoction which was made of everything I could get them to throw on it.
I couldn't stop eating it until it was gone.
Good stuff.
Tough luck to TB, goodbye.
 
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