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Buckeyedynasty;845774; said:
If your talking about the dude named Bear...he is English. I don't know about the other guy who complains a lot on his show....both are good shows though.
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The survivor man is Canadian.
from what I gather here now, in order to survive in the wilderness, one has to A. drink poopy water or B. inhale piss .
Thats it! I am never going outside again. :biggrin:
 
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I watch both shows and have done survivor stuff.

I love the Bear dude, though about 0.0000001 percent of the population can do everything he does. Probably about 3% of the high adventure people who have a chance of actually getting stranded.
Last episode he made a Indian throwing club out of a piece of cedar, snuck up on a rabbit then jumped up and drill the fucker from about 25 feet with it. Please. His knowledge of knots, splicing, and weaving is riduclous!

Survivorman is a great show and a bit more realistic, the dude whines a lot though.
 
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i like Man vs Wild more, because Bear isn't a pussy about killing animals to eat, where Les Stroud always says "i hate to kill anything, but sometimes you just have to" -i dont care for the lecture every time.

When Bear eat the dead Zebra was fucking sweet!
 
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"When Bear eat the dead Zebra was fucking sweet!"
I forgot(how could I?) that one! That's a classic right there!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRKpnkX99z0 Yummy!

As long as Thump was killing his ground hog, he should have taken a picture of himself eating it raw!
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Now, THAT would have been worthy of posting on the Internet!
 
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I'm new to this Man vs. Wild show, and I'm hooked. The elephant dung thing was hilarious, but I also laughed my ass off when he drank his on piss in the Australian outback. He just pissed in his water bottle and started guzzling it down. Not long after that, there's a torrential rainstorm. I'm thinking to myself, "I'd feel like a real dumbass if it started raining (actual water) after going to the trouble of drinking piss." I think Alanis Morrissette sang a song about that sort of thing.
 
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jlb1705;879671; said:
I'm new to this Man vs. Wild show, and I'm hooked. The elephant dung thing was hilarious, but I also laughed my ass off when he drank his on piss in the Australian outback. He just pissed in his water bottle and started guzzling it down. Not long after that, there's a torrential rainstorm. I'm thinking to myself, "I'd feel like a real dumbass if it started raining (actual water) after going to the trouble of drinking piss." I think Alanis Morrissette sang a song about that sort of thing.
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how gay was the camera man when he was filling the water bottle with piss - peeking around his shoulder to look at his cock
 
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gregorylee;879722; said:
I missed that episode, and now I am glad I did...

damn meat gazers...
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thank god they blurred it, but bear turned his back and you could see him putting the water bottle to his groin, it was pretty clear what he was doing, but the camera man took a few steps to the left to get a good view, freaking queer.
 
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iambrutus;879724; said:
thank god they blurred it, but bear turned his back and you could see him putting the water bottle to his groin, it was pretty clear what he was doing, but the camera man took a few steps to the left to get a good view, freaking queer.
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I think you meant to say, what a fag. :slappy:
 
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