Stuff White People Like

[DaytonBuck]

The single greatest lampooning of liberals in history

 

[Muck]

White people smell good.

 

[Brutus1]

(fucked up) White people love cigar box guitars.

 

[wadc45]

Stuff White People Like

BOOK TOUR - COLUMBUS, OH
Tuesday, January 27th, 7pm

Barnes & Noble/OSU Bookstore
1958 N. High St.
Columbus, OH 43201

 

[buckeyebri]

white people like cigars, scotch and smoking jackets.....

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

White people like stealing "fashion" making black people change their fashion styles lest they come off as "too white"

As a white guy, I hope black guys keep the straight billed ball caps.

 

[scarletmike]

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!"

That is all.

 

[Gatorubet]

White guys like almost anything that is really old....except wives.

 

[Muck]

White guys like almost anything that is really old....except wives.

I don't have a problem with the wife being old...it's the girlfriend that needs to stay young.

 

[jwinslow]

As a white guy, I hope black guys keep the straight billed ball caps.

How long until someone wears one while still wrapped in the store bag? One can dream.

 

[jlb1705]

The Real 'Stuff White People Like'

What makes a culture unique? How are whites, blacks, Asians, whoever different from everybody else? What tastes, interests, and concepts define an ethnicity? Is there any way to make fun of other races in public and get away with it?



These are big questions, and here's how we answered them.
We selected 526,000 OkCupid users at random and divided them into groups by their (self-stated) race. We then took all these people's profile essays (280 million words in total!) and isolated the words and phrases that made each racial group's essays statistically distinct from the others'.


For instance, it turns out that all kinds of people list sushi as one of their favorite foods. But Asians are the only group who also list sashimi; it's a racial outlier. Similarly, as we shall see, black people are 20 times more likely than everyone else to mention soul food, whereas no foods are distinct for white people, unless you count diet coke.


Using this kind of analysis, we were able find the interests, hobbies, tastes, and self-descriptions that are specially important to each racial group, as determined by the words of the group itself. The information in this article is not our opinion. It's data, aggregated from the essays of half a million real people.

OkTrends Racial Stereotyping Tip #1

In the course of researching this article and, in particular, comparing white guys to black guys, a handy shortcut occurred to me:
If you're trying to figure out if white dudes like something, put [censored]ing in the middle, and say it out loud. If it sounds totally badass, white dudes probably love it. Let's see this principle in practice:

 

[NFBuck]

White people like stealing "fashion" making black people change their fashion styles lest they come off as "too white"

As a white guy, I hope black guys keep the straight billed ball caps.

Fucking forciers ...

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[MightbeaBuck]

The Real 'Stuff White People Like'
...no foods are distinct for white people, unless you count diet coke.

...If you're trying to figure out if white dudes like something, put fucking in the middle, and say it out loud. If it sounds totally badass, white dudes probably love it. Let's see this principle in practice:

Diet fucking Coke.

Hmmm... Hard to say.

 

[jlb1705]

Diet [censored]ing Coke.

Hmmm... Hard to say.

I think it just works for dudes, not chicks.

 

[MaxBuck]

...I hope black guys keep the straight billed ball caps.

[censored]ing forciers ...

Douchebaggery is a race-neutral phenomenon. So it's still good.