Stories about AKAK

[kinch]

Please share.

No nudes.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

There was this one time I had a party and he brought wine. Actually, that may have been several times.

 

[kinch]

I remember the first time I saw him. He walked out of the lake and swung his hair off to one side, perfectly dewetting it. As he did so the sun formed a halo around him, as if he was birthed by it.

BIRTHED

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

His birthday is shared by notorious others

 

[kinch]

Stories say his mother was in labor for four days, holding him in so that we he was BIRTHED he could attain maximum velocity on the way out. One. Big. Push.

There is still a dent on the wall where he slammed into it at Riverside. True story.

 

[ExpatAkronite]

There was this one time I had a party and he brought wine. Actually, that may have been several times.

What kind of wine?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

What kind of wine?

Cab, if I remember correctly.

 

[kinch]

Cab, if I remember correctly.

Eww, naming wines by varietal is so icky and flyover country. The AKAK I know wants to drink a good Bordeaux.

 

[Steve19]

The AKAK I know is a man of the world. Old school. Not afraid to mix it up with a Scotsman in Glasgow, where a leading brand is now...

 

[kinch]

I haven't met this wordly man, but this is an artistic representation of what he may look like:

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Cab, if I remember correctly.

Vins de garage no doubt

 

[BUCKYLE]

The AKAK I know is a man of the world. Old school. Not afraid to mix it up with a Scotsman in Glasgow, where a leading brand is now...

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[Thump]

He may or may not like paint chips.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

What kind of wine?

Vin Diesel...

 

[kinch]

I should have made this a poll, but on a scale of 1-2 out of 10 how awesome is AKAK?