Stall Etiquette

[buckeyebri]

Men, we never couple if at all possible at the stall. The horse troughs at the stadium not withstanding. If you are in a pubic restroom, pick the appropriate stall to minimize coupling possibilities. I care not what country you are in.

 

[Jake]

I hear in some countries it's considered polite for men to take a wide stance in a stall adjacent to an occupied one, and tap their foot on the floor. You should give it a try.

 

[BayBuck]

For reference:
http://www.icbe.org/general-urinal-etiquette/


I saw a guy at Crew Stadium hanging his member into the sink (touching the porcelain too) in a crowded restroom at Zac Brown last week.

 

[Jake]

At the old Civic Arena in Pittsburgh the rest rooms were too small and too few. There were ALWAYS guys pissing in the sinks. Washing your hands wasn't even a consideration.

 

[buckeyebri]

3 stalls. You are first to arrive. You don't take the middle stall!

 

[PlanetFrnd]

3 stalls. You are first to arrive. You don't take the middle stall!

Sorry, brother. I take the one with the smallest pee puddle, no matter which one it is.

I don't understand this coupling issue though - does this really happen?!?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

What the fuck are you talking about, bri? Please god, I hope 'coupling' isn't what I think it may be and why/where/when are you pissing/shitting that this is any sort of issue? What the fuck?

 

[fanaticbuckeye]

Buffer stall. Stop trying to look at my junk and move away.

I have a coworker that would completely ignore this rule; literally 10 stalls open and he would stand right next to me. I saw him walkon in behind me and I taught him this rule quite firmly. He was completely baffled by my preference for free space.

Weirdo.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Ah, I see... don't stand next to a dude. Yep, I get it. I still do a cost-benefit weighing pools of piss versus proximity to another dude. Hate standing in piss.

 

[TooTall]

Buffer stall. Stop trying to look at my junk and move away.

I have a coworker that would completely ignore this rule; literally 10 stalls open and he would stand right next to me. I saw him walkon in behind me and I taught him this rule quite firmly. He was completely baffled by my preference for free space.

Weirdo.

People at Kings Island completely disregard the Buffer Rule... Sometimes, when I'm about finished, I'll super kick the little 6-year old into the side of the stall to send a message.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Doesn't "stall" imply the shitter with ample privacy? What am I missing here?

 

[TooTall]

Doesn't "stall" imply the shitter with ample privacy? What am I missing here?

If there's small divider walls between the urinals, it's a stall too, brah.

 

[buckeyebri]

Buffer stall. Stop trying to look at my junk and move away.

Respect the buffer.....

 

[Saw31]

And never cross the streams!

 

[scarletmike]

And never cross the streams!

And there it is.