Alright.. while we're coming up with stupid formations, here's mine:
(I can't believe I'm actually admitting that I came up with this.)
First of all, forget everything you know about typical formations. Then put the ball on the right hash mark. Put the center where he goes, at the ball. The two tackles, and two guards, do not go right next to the center. Stick them way over on the left. Put them all right up on the line, and right next to each other. To the left of them, put a receiver on the line, and to the right of the center, put a tight end. Puking, yet?
Ok, put the QB in shotgun behind the center. Just to the left of the QB, put a RB. Maybe Chris Wells would be good for that spot. Behind the majority of the offensive linement, put another RB. Maybe Pittman would fit well in that spot. Now, somewhere, anywhere, put another receiver. He could go wide right, maybe between the ball and the majority of the offensive line. Or maybe he's just to the left of the center, but back off the line.
So if the defense loads up near the QB, he launches the ball to Pittman, who has loads of blockers. If the defense loads up against Pittman, the QB can either hand off to Wells, who runs around right end, or keep it himself, and either run straight or use Wells as a lead blocker. Maybe he could run some passing plays from that formation, but with all the blockers way over there, they're useless.
It all reminds me of how some teams line up way off the ball on extra point attempts and then shift over to attempt the extra point, for real.