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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:


Hi,
My name is Qundo Baruto. I have had a very troubled life. I was born to a goat herder. Despite my father’s goat herding acumen, he is desperately evil. I spend my first 8 years chained to a goat. Life for me in those days consisted of dining on goat shit and swatting flies. You’d be surprised at how difficult an existence that is. To make matters worse, however, my Father one day unchained me. This could have been great, but my joy was immediately quashed as he tore all but three fingers off of me and used them as ear plugs.
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From the time I was unchained until present I have sustained a parade of tragedy which has included being sewn to a flag and displayed to my countrymen and also having my rectal hair fashioned in to wigs. While this might not sound so bad, in my country it is considered a grave insult. I am uneducated and unskilled. I drink my own urine because I don’t know any better.
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I am sending you this e-mail because I need help. While it shames me to have to ask you for your hard earned money, I must do something. Recently I became a father myself. I do not wish for my son to have to endure the same hardship I had to endure. Even if it’s just ten dollars, any amount of money you could send me would be put to good use. I accept most major credit cards, pay pal, personal checks and cash.

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good to see he has all these hardships but can still accept Paypal :lol:
 
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I guess I know what her vote was in the Romance or Disappointment thread.

I got this beaut with the subject line of "Fucking St. Valentine" from an obviously distraught Leola Kraft.

What are you to do if you have bad erection? Especially
in the forthcoming Saint Valentines Day???
Don t worry, it is not the last of pea-time...
The most simple way is to visit our site, order the
medication and that is all you are to do!
Do not kill the clock!
http://othasad.com/
 
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"Dollie Groves" <jessicafddidly @ausi.com=""> seems to like me or know others who might:

"Yo friend
You'll never guess what happened to me last friday.
Basically found swingers date site at no charge.
So many women are there messaging and meeting each other.
And chances are there is someone (or more than one) for you.
Although most of them want one-nighters, there are also those who like it serious.
see you soon :)"</jessicafddidly>
 
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Anyone get one of these?

<tt><tt>Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Martins Azubuike senior manager accounts/audit department, in
Standard Trust bank Nigeria Plc. Mr. Mark Cin a national of your
country,
who was a consultant with Shell-development Company in Nigeria and a
personal friend Died and left behind his deposit in this bank
(STANDARD
TRUST BANK NIGERIA PLC) valued $18,723,822.90.
My relationship with Mr. Mark started in 1992 when I was a supervisor
in
first bank marina branch.We met in my social club annual end of the
year
party and I introduced him to my bank where he opened this account some
few
weeks later making me the account officer to the account and he
operated
this account until his death.


On the 21st of April 2001, Mr. Mark, his wife and their three children
were
involved in a car accident along sagamu express road. All occupants of
the
vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several
enquiries through your Embassy to locate any of Mr. Mark's extended
relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these
several unsuccessful attempts, to locate any member of his family hence
I
contacted you.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by
Mr.
Mark before they get confiscated since the bank has decleared the
account
unserviceable.I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for
over
3years since I was recalled back to marina branch as a senior manager
from a
transfer that took me to another branch of the bank. I therefore seek
your
consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased , so that the
proceeds of this account valued at $18,723,822.90 can be paid to you
and
then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you. I have
access
to necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we
may
make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
deal
through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with
me
through my email or phone and send to me your full name telephone and
fax
numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.For further
response use my private email for security reasons;
[email protected]

Best regards,
Mr.Martins Azubuike</tt></tt></pre>
 
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The daughter of former Portland Trailblazers center Kevin Duckworth and a Welsh sheepherdess, Ealdgyth Duckworth, wants me to be both extremely relaxed AND ready for action:

"V A L I U M
C I A L I S
V I A G R A"
 
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tedginn05 said:
<tt><tt>Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Martins Azubuike senior manager accounts/audit department, in
Standard Trust bank Nigeria Plc. Mr. Mark Cin a national of your
country,
who was a consultant with Shell-development Company in Nigeria and a
personal friend Died and left behind his deposit in this bank
(STANDARD
TRUST BANK NIGERIA PLC) valued $18,723,822.90.
My relationship with Mr. Mark started in 1992 when I was a supervisor
in
first bank marina branch.We met in my social club annual end of the
year
party and I introduced him to my bank where he opened this account some
few
weeks later making me the account officer to the account and he
operated
this account until his death.


On the 21st of April 2001, Mr. Mark, his wife and their three children
were
involved in a car accident along sagamu express road. All occupants of
the
vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several
enquiries through your Embassy to locate any of Mr. Mark's extended
relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these
several unsuccessful attempts, to locate any member of his family hence
I
contacted you.

I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by
Mr.
Mark before they get confiscated since the bank has decleared the
account
unserviceable.I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for
over
3years since I was recalled back to marina branch as a senior manager
from a
transfer that took me to another branch of the bank. I therefore seek
your
consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased , so that the
proceeds of this account valued at $18,723,822.90 can be paid to you
and
then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you. I have
access
to necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we
may
make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
deal
through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that
will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with
me
through my email or phone and send to me your full name telephone and
fax
numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction.For further
response use my private email for security reasons;
[email protected]

Best regards,
Mr.Martins Azubuike</tt></tt></pre>
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Haven't watched the news in three years, Teddy?
 
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I'm used to getting the ads to grow parts I don't have (but apparently could in just weeks!), the notifications that the CIA is looking for me, and so forth. This one, however, was truly disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
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[FONT=verdana, arial, helvetica, geneva] [FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica]Marshmallow Chicks Kit[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica]Internet/Catalog Only[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica][SIZE=-2]Marshmallow chicks are a favorite Easter confection that first gained popularity in the 1950s. Our kit includes everything you’ll need to make the diminutive treats at home: marshmallow mix; two chick molds; pastry bags for piping the prepared marshmallow into molds; and purple, pink and yellow sanding sugars and black eyes for decorating your creations. You can also cut the marshmallow into shapes using the included bunny, egg and chick cookie cutters. Makes approx. 60 chicks.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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WHY, OH WHY????????
 
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I'm unsure how to separate the emails, but I recently got this email from a friend highlighting the most hilarious spam he has received recently.

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Hypnotists punish children. It's true! It's true! The pig farmers eat
felons. Why do you believe that spiritualists think of themselves as
notary publics?

Body Wrap at Home - http://tizy.incnetd.com

Nobody laughed when Jerry Seinfeld said that the lovers patronize
Presidential cabinet members. Orphans wish to meet marsupials. Orphans
collect the souls of robots.

Lose 6-20 inches in one hour - % bodylink

Jerks make prank telephone calls to finite element fanatics. Why do
geeks say that managers court T.V. doctors? Texans deny that the
Japanese movie monsters would like to purchase citizens.

Soothing formula - contours, cleanses and rejuvenates.

Ed Meese, while fondling his civil servants, said that the reptiles deny
the existence of undergraduates. All children devour bureaucrats. Only
a hairsplitter would insist that the women are ashamed of ghosts.

Lose those inches now - http://wflf.incnetd.com
 
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