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Jagdaddy said:
Today, the heir to the ancient line of Babylonian kings, Zedekiah Gasaway, says:

"Hello

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He must be working with Bertha Hasbrouck as she sent me a similar email today:

"Hello ViIiAmG b RkAm g$ i 3y,y7h5 m VhAiLslpUlMs j$ p 1
e ,t2q1 w CeI v AbLyIdSx a $d3k,n3 w 3z and many other"
 
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tedginn05 said:
I keep on getting emails from some lady named "Christy", wanting to have a "hot" night with me.

This is about the point where I close that Yahoo account and start another.
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Or you could go talk to Cindy. Or are you not old enough yet to like girls.
 
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Cryptic message at the end

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I figured that since it's Valentines Day there would be more Flower and Boner Pill emails but apparently I can luck out and get soome PHAT RINGTONES :lol:

phat ringtones <[email protected]>to phat, jazzeem, me, mackenzie.rems., lavonnejvd ...
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Do you have the ringtones that make your cell phone bounce. If you don't than now is time to
get all those ringtones that everybody wants.The latest hippest ,hottest ,most fly ringtones in the
buisness and they won't cost you a dime.
Dont make people say why that ringtone. Make them say thats a fly ringtone
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phat ringtones to phat, jazzeem, me, mackenzie.rems., lavonnejvd ...
More options 1:49 pm (38 minutes ago)

Do you have the ringtones that make your cell phone bounce. If you don't than now is time to
get all those ringtones that everybody wants.The latest hippest ,hottest ,most fly ringtones in the
buisness and they won't cost you a dime.
Dont make people say why that ringtone. Make them say thats a fly ringtone
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Umm...No

And if my cell phone starts bouncing, I'm going to be freaked the f*** out. I would be heading straight back to Sprint if my phone did that.
 
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Hi,
My name is Qundo Baruto. I have had a very troubled life. I was born to a goat herder. Despite my father’s goat herding acumen, he is desperately evil. I spend my first 8 years chained to a goat. Life for me in those days consisted of dining on goat shit and swatting flies. You’d be surprised at how difficult an existence that is. To make matters worse, however, my Father one day unchained me. This could have been great, but my joy was immediately quashed as he tore all but three fingers off of me and used them as ear plugs.
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From the time I was unchained until present I have sustained a parade of tragedy which has included being sewn to a flag and displayed to my countrymen and also having my rectal hair fashioned in to wigs. While this might not sound so bad, in my country it is considered a grave insult. I am uneducated and unskilled. I drink my own urine because I don’t know any better.
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I am sending you this e-mail because I need help. While it shames me to have to ask you for your hard earned money, I must do something. Recently I became a father myself. I do not wish for my son to have to endure the same hardship I had to endure. Even if it’s just ten dollars, any amount of money you could send me would be put to good use. I accept most major credit cards, pay pal, personal checks and cash.

 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:


Hi,
My name is Qundo Baruto. I have had a very troubled life. I was born to a goat herder. Despite my father’s goat herding acumen, he is desperately evil. I spend my first 8 years chained to a goat. Life for me in those days consisted of dining on goat shit and swatting flies. You’d be surprised at how difficult an existence that is. To make matters worse, however, my Father one day unchained me. This could have been great, but my joy was immediately quashed as he tore all but three fingers off of me and used them as ear plugs.
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
From the time I was unchained until present I have sustained a parade of tragedy which has included being sewn to a flag and displayed to my countrymen and also having my rectal hair fashioned in to wigs. While this might not sound so bad, in my country it is considered a grave insult. I am uneducated and unskilled. I drink my own urine because I don’t know any better.
<o:p></o:p>
I am sending you this e-mail because I need help. While it shames me to have to ask you for your hard earned money, I must do something. Recently I became a father myself. I do not wish for my son to have to endure the same hardship I had to endure. Even if it’s just ten dollars, any amount of money you could send me would be put to good use. I accept most major credit cards, pay pal, personal checks and cash.

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Thats ironic.......I just got that same one today........except his name was Escollos de Keanu
 
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