Spammer of the Day Thread . . .

[Jagdaddy]

At work I have a spam filter, but I still need to check the list of e-mails quarantined because it occasionally catches a legitimate e-mail. I've noticed that spammers use creative aliases, many of which seem incongruously calculated to appeal to people of multiple ethnic groups (a hypothetical example might be "Angus Mohammed Rodriguez", purveyor of male enhancement devices) to hawk strange and undesirable products. I'll be posting one or two "spammers of the day" on this thread and urge others to join in.

Today's spammer of the day is:

1. "Billie Valenzuela", who thinks I should buy stock in Dark Dynamite, Inc., a company that has recently announced a "Large-scale Outdoor Qin Dynasty Cultural Dinner Show to be Held Through Cooperation with Guangzhou Greentree Financial Group Inc."

 

[hoat]

1. "Billie Valenzuela", who thinks I should buy stock in Dark Dynamite, Inc., a company that has recently announced a "Large-scale Outdoor Qin Dynasty Cultural Dinner Show to be Held Through Cooperation with Guangzhou Greentree Financial Group Inc."

Damnit! I thought this was supposed to be hush hush.:)

 

[BayBuck]

Good thread idea.

I've got "Veera Troxell", who thinks I should invest in Extreme Innovations, maker of the Ridley fully automatic cruiser motorcycle: it "allows a person to enjoy the experience of motorcycle riding and quit worrying about shifting into the right gear." Sounds good, since I hate having to pay attention to the vehicle I'm driving!

 

[redskinbucksfan]

Good thread idea.

I've got "Veera Troxell", who thinks I should invest in Extreme Innovations, maker of the Ridley fully automatic cruiser motorcycle: it "allows a person to enjoy the experience of motorcycle riding and quit worrying about shifting into the right gear." Sounds good, since I hate having to pay attention to the vehicle I'm driving!

Ghislain Xavier sent me the same one today. Congrats to them on securing Tampa, FL as a Ridley territory. Today Tampa, tommorow the world...

 

[Jagdaddy]

Today's spammers of the day are:

Esperanza Dickerson, who informs me that "Former President Bill Klinton uses Voagra!" and

Honey L. Thunderhead, who, surprisingly, is hawking software, not porn.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Terra Karin has a "CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK"

Ashley Nevada has a offer to "DOWNLOAD lNSTANTLY EXPENSlVE SOFTWARES AT 0NLY 29-55 Bucks EACH"

ValentineRestaurant offers a "This Valentine's - Restaurant Gift Card"

 

[rocketman]

Man, I dunno about you guys, but I must be one lucky son of a bitch.
Refugio Boston...that's right, the Refugio Boston has personally selected me for their LOWEST FINANCE RATES.....EVER. Me and my account #758119 are gonna start saving some serious dough with these killer rates.

That's right. You guys are green with envy, I can smell it.

Oh, also Ann Landers is giving me Photoshop for $49.99. I'm just that special.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Pffft. I have all of you beat. I got one from some guy named Al offering me access to his website for $49.95 instead of $77.

 

[tones3778]

I'm not quite sure what Dudley T. Guerrero is trying to tell me about "Your Order Info" but here is the first line of the email he sent:

collarbone the artwork or hepburn it's fiendish some splay some freshen may ampersand try imputation the pliny but she'll it's macassar see<o></o>

 

[JXC]

I'm not quite sure what Dudley T. Guerrero is trying to tell me about "Your Order Info" but here is the first line of the email he sent:

collarbone the artwork or hepburn it's fiendish some splay some freshen may ampersand try imputation the pliny but she'll it's macassar see<O></O>

 

[Thump]

Does anyone else here get e-mails from NFL.com about new offers?

I've unsubscribed three times and the e-mails haven't stopped. Not sure what else to do.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Does anyone else here get e-mails from NFL.com about new offers?

I've unsubscribed three times and the e-mails haven't stopped. Not sure what else to do.

They must be owned by Forbes. I used to subscribe to that and a couple of their e-mail updates and it's impossible to cancel the crap. Aaaargh!! Don't know how to help though.

 

[Thump]

They must be owned by Forbes. I used to subscribe to that and a couple of their e-mail updates and it's impossible to cancel the crap. Aaaargh!! Don't know how to help though.

These e-mails come into my inbox, not my spam box.

 

[Jagdaddy]

These e-mails come into my inbox, not my spam box.

Same with my Forbes crap. That's on my home e-mail. I suppose you could try to actually track down a human, but that's probably a lot harder than just deleting the crap for the next 20 years.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Here's the message of my 'Bill Klinton uses Voagra' spam I got today:

Everybody knows the great sexual scandal known as "Clinton-Levinsky".
After the relations like this Clintons popularity raised a lot!
It is a natural phenomenon, because Bill as a real man in order not to shame himself when he was with Monica regularly used Voagra.
What happened you see. His political figure became more bright and more attractive.
It is very important for a man to be respected as a man!