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zincfinger said:
Alright @Oh8ch, it's been 15 years. I guess it's about time for you to break out the orange penis story.
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When I first retired I was pretty bored and just sat around the house. After a while I noticed that my penis was turning orange. The more time passed the more orange it became. Finally my concern grew to the point where I called my Dr and scheduled an appointment.

He inspected my organ and asked if there had been any changes in my diet or behavior.

When I told him not really, but that I had just retired he asked what I did with my time.

I replied "Not much. Mostly just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos."
 
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Oh8ch said:
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When I first retired I was pretty bored and just sat around the house. After a while I noticed that my penis was turning orange. The more time passed the more orange it became. Finally my concern grew to the point where I called my Dr and scheduled an appointment.

He inspected my organ and asked if there had been any changes in my diet or behavior.

When I told him not really, but that I had just retired he asked what I did with my time.

I replied "Not much. Mostly just sit around watching porn and eating cheetos."
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I do believe that is exactly the story you had in mind when you tossed off that parenthetical 15 years ago.
 
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I have been on here for a few years. I am a huge MSU fan. But the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least that was why I first came on. I have stayed because I like how this board thinks in general. I can only say that I am not very political in general but I find the liberal agenda to be too painful to endure most days. I belong to a Spartan Board but there are way too many soft people posting on there. I had no idea my U was so liberal. I prefer people with thick skin and are able to laugh at the insanity of the world. Lets just say my sense of humor fits in well here......dildo.....LOL. I graduated HS in the 80s so I am starting to become the old guy in the room.
 
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Greyshirt said:
I have been on here for a few years. I am a huge MSU fan. But the enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least that was why I first came on. I have stayed because I like how this board thinks in general. I can only say that I am not very political in general but I find the liberal agenda to be too painful to endure most days. I belong to a Spartan Board but there are way too many soft people posting on there. I had no idea my U was so liberal. I prefer people with thick skin and are able to laugh at the insanity of the world. Lets just say my sense of humor fits in well here......dildo.....LOL. I graduated HS in the 80s so I am starting to become the old guy in the room.
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I live amongst you Spartans and Wolverines. Most of my buddies are MSU grads or homers. We have a good time ribbing each other and I usually end up at the Breslin once a year.

Welcome to the board.
 
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Hey guys, thanks for having me here as I said in a previous post I wasn't born in an American Football country, in fact I was about 14 by the time I fell in love with your (American) football. At that time there was a channel named ESPN America that played all the major American sports league games, and for some reason one day the scarlet and gray were on TV. It was love at first sight, and I can't really explain to you why, maybe it was the Block O, maybe it was the tradition, maybe it was The Vest, or maybe it was Terrelle Pryor's quarterbacking style, but ever since then I barely lost an Ohio State football game. I know that I wasn't born an Ohioan, nor did my father take me to the Horseshoe, but I truly love the Buckeyes, I fell in love with everything surrounding Buckeye Football, and I hope I can fit in with some of you Born and Bred Buckeyes.

O-H.
 
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