SanAntonioBuck
RIP Our Friend and Hero
I hope with more information to come...I don't know and I don't care but this looks like it's going to get interesting
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
As I already stated, Bob Toledo is evil incarnate.
Everything and anything that goes wrong in your life is Bob Toledo's fault. You stub your toe, I guarantee you that Bob Toledo is responsible for putting the object in your way. Your dog gets run over by a car, there is no doubt that Bob Toledo was behind the wheel. Your wife/fiancée/girlfriend says she has a headache tonight...that's right, Bob Toledo.
Pompeii is in ruins today because of Bob Toledo.
The Black Plague, Cancer, and Gonorrhea were created by Bob Toledo.
Bob Toledo was responsible for the Spanish Inquisition.
Bob Toledo founded the Middle Passage
John Wilkes Booth was framed by Bob Toledo for killing Abraham Lincoln.
Holocaust, two words: Bob Toledo
You may not realize it, but Bob Toledo is also responsible for El Nino, the Y2K scare, the 9-11 bombing, the ENRON scandal, scUM's victory over Ohio State is 2003, and Hurricane Katrina.
Sure, Toledo will deny all of this, but look at what FCollins posted. Sure, on the surface it sounds deep and thought-provoking, but it is nothing more than the promotion of selfish, egocentric, narcissism. And of course, he wants you to be focused on yourself, so you don't realize the misery he is creating in the world and specifically to you.
It is time to unmask evil in our modern world and under that mask you will find one thing.....Bob Toledo.
Everything and anything that goes wrong in your life is Bob Toledo's fault. You stub your toe, I guarantee you that Bob Toledo is responsible for putting the object in your way. Your dog gets run over by a car, there is no doubt that Bob Toledo was behind the wheel. Your wife/fiancée/girlfriend says she has a headache tonight...that's right, Bob Toledo.
Pompeii is in ruins today because of Bob Toledo.
The Black Plague, Cancer, and Gonorrhea were created by Bob Toledo.
Bob Toledo was responsible for the Spanish Inquisition.
Bob Toledo founded the Middle Passage
John Wilkes Booth was framed by Bob Toledo for killing Abraham Lincoln.
Holocaust, two words: Bob Toledo
You may not realize it, but Bob Toledo is also responsible for El Nino, the Y2K scare, the 9-11 bombing, the ENRON scandal, scUM's victory over Ohio State is 2003, and Hurricane Katrina.
Sure, Toledo will deny all of this, but look at what FCollins posted. Sure, on the surface it sounds deep and thought-provoking, but it is nothing more than the promotion of selfish, egocentric, narcissism. And of course, he wants you to be focused on yourself, so you don't realize the misery he is creating in the world and specifically to you.
It is time to unmask evil in our modern world and under that mask you will find one thing.....Bob Toledo.
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Krakatoa...Bob Toledo.
The Johnstown Flood... Bob Toledo.
The Chicago Fire...Bob Toledo.
The San Francisco and Alaskan Earthquakes... Bob Toledo.
The Indian Ocean tsunamis....Bob Toledo.
The Johnstown Flood... Bob Toledo.
The Chicago Fire...Bob Toledo.
The San Francisco and Alaskan Earthquakes... Bob Toledo.
The Indian Ocean tsunamis....Bob Toledo.
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
No. And thank God, because I am sure he has molested his nephews....the dirty bastard.
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BuckBackHome
Wolverine is largest member of weasel family
Weird, I figured Bob's your uncle.
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Captain Hindsight
The Hero of the Modern Age
I'm so confused. What exactly did Toledo do to piss you off so much, 'Grad?
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I always thought this guy was responsible for El Nino (Spanish for "The Nino")?:
I'm pretty sure Bob Toledo killed Chris Farley though. Bastard.
I'm pretty sure Bob Toledo killed Chris Farley though. Bastard.
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
I always thought this guy was responsible for El Nino (Spanish for "The Nino")?:
I'm pretty sure Bob Toledo killed Chris Farley though. Bastard.
Not just Farley, he also killed John Belushi, John Candy, and Andy Kaufman. Fact is, Bob Toledo hates comedians because they make people laugh and happy.
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OSUsushichic
Fired up! Ready to go!
Bob Toledo might be responsible for 9/11, but we all know that the lesbians created the hurricane. Get it right, Bgrad! 
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
we all know that the lesbians created the hurricane. Get it right, Bgrad!
That is simply a lie propogated by Bob Toledo.
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Buck Nasty
You'll have nothing and like it
I smell a new "Bob Toledo is responsible for" thread.
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buckeyegrad
Don't Immanentize the Eschaton
Not a bad idea....especially considering why I hate Bob Toledo.
My hate for Bob Toledo is an inside joke I have had between Thump, Buckeyefool, and a few other of our friends from our days at OSU.
Esentially the joke started back around 1998 when El Nino was big news. It seemed as though every night you would turn on the news and hear a story about El Nino causing some type of problem in the world.
The news became so absurd that it felt like every problem in the world, from one stubbing his toe to the destruction of Pompeii, was somehow related to El Nino. Anyway, for a reason I cannot now remember, I started making fun of the news by blaming everything on Bob Toledo. I can't remember why I chose him....it may have simply been during the 1998 UCLA-Miami game when the idea came to me. Anyway, ever since then I have hated Bob Toledo and blame all of life's misfortune on him.
Maybe it sounds lame to some, but once such an idea is taken to the absurd it becomes pretty funny.
P.S. Bob Toledo is still evil!
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