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Sometimes God gets black-out drunk on Zima

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BigWoof31;1325356; said:
I'm gonna get so many "dings" from female posters because of this thread.

LOL.... -10 golden buckeye leafs.
Threads like this are why Georgia gets buried by Bama and the Gators. My awful karma.
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The females will only ding you if they are ugly bitches.
 
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AKAKBUCK;1325416; said:
Little is known about Christ's formative years... perhaps he spent them in India... perhaps he turned water into Zima for his friends.
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This Christ fella you refer to? What the hell was his deal? First he turns water to wine and summons fish and loafs of bread, now he's turning water to Zima?

Damn. I'd be all like, "Jesus Christ! Can't you turn water into beer and summon me up a steak and baked potato?!"

It's no wonder Judas betrayed him.
 
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I don't know which is scarier, a one-in-ten-million big nose, or the carnie that didn't have any nose at all working one of the dart boards at the Circleville Pumpkin Show last month.
 
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