Buck Nasty
You'll have nothing and like it
I never said I hadn't done anything that would get me arrested, I just aint been caught...
You better get to work then. They will never let you into Nerk if you don't have a record.
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You better get to work then. They will never let you into Nerk if you don't have a record.
SanAntonioBuck
RIP Our Friend and Hero
In December 2005, I sat in business class on a flight from Atlanta, GA. with "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels & "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
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Captain Hindsight
The Hero of the Modern Age
Back in '85, I could throw a pigskin a quarter of a mile.
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StooGrimson
He drives around, all over the town...
That sounds like something out of a gay porno.
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Evidently Rugby Players don't know that "bullshit," in this instance, is usually single word.
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NewYorkBuck
Do not read this title
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Last time you told that story it was Tiffany...
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I thought it was Charlize?
And yes, I know his girlfriend looks like Charlize. That is why I hate him.
But she is something that I brag about that people DO care about...
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But she is something that I brag about that people DO care about...
Eh, you still drive a Jetta...
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
But she is something that I brag about that people DO care about...
Oh, I and did I mention that I hate you? Bastage....
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I entered and won a couple of beer chugging contests a few years ago.
I was proud on one of them, because I drank a liter under adverse conditions. They did it one guy at a time, with a stopwatch. I wasn't going first, so I head into the bathroom to take a leak - since I'd already had a few.
While I'm standing there, the first contestant comes running in and barfs in the urinal right next to me! Nothing got on me, and I went back out and won the contest. There were none of those 'open gullet' guys in the contest - I can't do that.
I was proud on one of them, because I drank a liter under adverse conditions. They did it one guy at a time, with a stopwatch. I wasn't going first, so I head into the bathroom to take a leak - since I'd already had a few.
While I'm standing there, the first contestant comes running in and barfs in the urinal right next to me! Nothing got on me, and I went back out and won the contest. There were none of those 'open gullet' guys in the contest - I can't do that.
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