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Someone you want to beat the hell out of...

I think I'd like to stomp the dog fuck out of Dr. Phil...a.k.a. Captain obvious.




"Um, Dr. Phil, I need help because I lost my right arm in a car accident and am having trouble wiping my ass left handed."



"Well, shucks, golly gee, your problem seems to be that you only have one arm and you shit sometimes..."
 
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Hopefully stories like this make people think twice before driving drunk. You all may bash this guy all you want, but A LOT of people have driven a car while intoxicated. Some people probably have done it without even knowing it. It doesn't take much.

Instead of ripping on a guy for a mistake he made, how about making sure that you or friends you go out with don't become this guy...because i'm sure we all will face a situation in the future where us or a friend will be tempted to drive drunk.
 
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Or perhaps you could actually push for laws that are meant to get drivers who are a serious danger to themselves and others off the road rather than ones that merely exist to generate revenue and act as a placebo to the public by preying on their fears.
 
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Muck;696958; said:
Or perhaps you could actually push for laws that are meant to get drivers who are a serious danger to themselves and others off the road...
what laws would you create? a "one strike and you're out" law? rescinding driving privileges after a single offense? at what point do you distinguish that a driver is then a serious danger to him or herself and others?
rather than (laws) that merely exist to generate revenue and act as a placebo to the public by preying on their fears.
which laws are these?
 
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There are only a few that have earned my full fury...

-That psycho hose beast in Dayton who freaking microwaved her infant.

-Osama Bin Laden and his ilk. (Including Kim Jong Il, Al Sadr, etc....)

-If you recall on 9/11 there one of the videos that was shown with great regularity was of the old woman giving some kind of war cry. Oh she deserves my wrath.

-Those who claim the holocaust never happened. I have been to Dachau. One of the five times in my life when I was able to shed a tear.

I think thats about it for now. The other people mentioned, while they may deserve some form of disdain, do not deserve the beatdown as a result of my fury.
 
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Fred Phelps, and his little band of Jackoffs. Then I would love to tell them to protest this. Dumbass. I hate that man.

I agree about shooting Molesters, but I would pour lemon juice over the wound, or salt. They deserve to sufer.

Actually there is a very long list. I have a lot of pent up anger. :)
 
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