Someone Tell Me Why I Shouldn't Purchase This Suit

[ORD_Buckeye]

https://www.mensusa.com/products.as...-maQXi03CG-c9w5Q0XipT6MQ3WQQbebhoCVg8QAvD_BwE

 

[Crump's brother]

Because you aren't Chicano?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Because you aren't Chicano?

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

That is amazeballs. You should order it fuck I want to order one

 

[buckeyebri]

That suit is you! If you’re Adolph Machu....

 

[OHSportsFan]

How soon after you order do the feds show up to arrest for tax evasion?

 

[Crump's brother]

That suit is you! If you’re Adolph Machu....

Or John Leguizamo

 

[scarletmike]

Because you're not Huggy Bear*, that's why. Also, you'd need to complete it with a big fur scarf and cane with a big crystal on the top. That's just too much work.


*This could mean either the basketball coach or the Snoop Dogg character from the Starsky & Hutch remake. Either one works.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Silky says "Looks like its made out of Buck Nasty's Mama's pubes." Buy it!

 

[Thump]

Or John Leguizamo

Bought one like that at Larry Wade's once.

 

[BuckBackHome]

So, how exactly did you come across a suit such as this? I need to know your search words so I don't get this result.

 

[Jagdaddy]

https://www.mensusa.com/products.as...-maQXi03CG-c9w5Q0XipT6MQ3WQQbebhoCVg8QAvD_BwE

Because you're not Jalen Fucking Rose?

 

[LostLassie]

It is a tad pricey for a costume, but hell, Halloween only comes once a year.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I think you should promote a Tug Speedwell meet and greet/autograph session at the State College Holiday Inn and wear that.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If you've been keeping your pimp hand strong, I see no reason that you shouldn't buy that suit.