DubCoffman62
Lazy Slob
Not anymore, he doesn't have a garden. However, for someone who lives in an area that has temps that can reach over 100 degrees from April through October, he has enough firewood piled up around his house to last a NH winter.Crump's brother;1969004; said:Damn, that's cool. Is it available online? Highly doubt I can pick up that station here in NH.
I'm also guessing he has quite the compost heap. Am I right?
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I remember my senior year of high school. My only goal was to get out of the house as soon as I graduated from school. I knew that I wouldn't have the financial support to go to college even if i somehow manged to get a scholarship so I decided to join the Air Force. As soon as I turned 18 I went to the recruiters office, took the tests, got sent to MEPS for my physical and took the first job that they offered which was in Civil Engineering. I took my finals, passed and actually recieved my diploma before the ceremony because i wanted the hell out of there and didn't want to wait the extra week. After about a week in basic training the TI gave us our first patio break to call home. I was standing in line waiting to usew the phone. All of these guys were talking to their wives, girlfriends, mothers, whomever and crying, saying how much they loved and missed them. I finally called home and spoke with my brother. he said it was hot, he'd been out pulling weeds all day (my father used to go around looking for vacant lots that were full of weeds, find out who the owners were by using public records and send them a letter with a bid to clean it up. He'd bid say $100 and pay one us $5 an hour to do the work. he kept us busy) there was nothing to eat but Top Ramen, nothing to drink but tap water, no AC, not even a swamp cooler and my father was ranting and raving about his imaginary conspiracies. When I got off of the phone I was so happy to be where I was that I went into a giggling fit. Everyone else was either crying or looking extremely sad and I was so giddy I couldn't stop laughing. When the patio break ended we went back to the dorm for some briefing and instruction from our TI. Here he was yelling at us and I was still smiling, smirking and giggling like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. I didn't have to choke myself but I not only got chewed out, I also got sent to detail which was sweeping and mopping the captain's office and bathroom. I didn't mind.