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Some Pictures From My Father's Place

Crump's brother;1969004; said:
Damn, that's cool. Is it available online? Highly doubt I can pick up that station here in NH.

I'm also guessing he has quite the compost heap. Am I right?
Not anymore, he doesn't have a garden. However, for someone who lives in an area that has temps that can reach over 100 degrees from April through October, he has enough firewood piled up around his house to last a NH winter.
 
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Just received a large manilla envelope which contains his latest manifest. I've just read the cover page and i don't think I want to go any further. He does this every 5 years or so. I've found it's best to just ignore them.

A reminder God is all knowing! The inferior human stock (inferior in regards to the disregarding God's plan for the whole) will eventually be purged on this world. Unfairly accumulated wealth and power will be a worthless shield for this event. Human stock inflicted with self love, blind faith and arrogance will be targeted, for the sake of this world. Repent while there's still time for it is written "The meek shall inherit the Earth!"
 
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DubCoffman62;2001075; said:
Just received a large manilla envelope which contains his latest manifest. I've just read the cover page and i don't think I want to go any further. He does this every 5 years or so. I've found it's best to just ignore them.
If he'd read that on air and ask for tithes every ten minutes, he might just get rich.
 
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Gatorubet;2001076; said:
If he'd read that on air and ask for tithes every ten minutes, he might just get rich.
The funny thing is that he raised to be Atheists, there is no God, any talk of God in his house had severe consequences. Now he's found this Urantia crap and he's sending everyone he knows all these books and literature and talking about it as if it was something he's believed in all of his life. I'm seriously thinking of moving, changing my phone number and not telling him.
 
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I just got off of the phone with my mother, she just got the manifest too and was a bit shocked. He is going completely mad. She was also relating some stories from the past. Not long after they got married one Sunday morning she suggested that they go to IHOP for some pancakes. He father had a fit that she wanted to go out to eat and instead drove her to the store to buy the mix, blueberries and syrup and made her cook them at home. There's thousands of stories like these from growing up. I remember one time my sister needed shoes or something and he wouldn't buy her anything new and instead they went scouring Goodwill and thrift shops looking for something for her. He bought her some shitty, stinky shoes for almost nothing but on the way home he stopped at a garage sale and bought some old popcorn machine that you see in bars for $250. It's been sitting in his garage for years.
 
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Dub - I mean this sincerely. I respect you for how you have handled all of that. We don't get to pick what life brings us, but we get to decide how to deal with it. You seem to have found a way to have embraced (or withstood and overcome) the.....odd......in your upbringing, and to have turned that into good. You are one interesting dude Dub. Your pops had a lot to do with that, it seems.
 
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Gatorubet;2005381; said:
Dub - I mean this sincerely. I respect you for how you have handled all of that. We don't get to pick what life brings us, but we get to decide how to deal with it. You seem to have found a way to have embraced (or withstood and overcome) the.....odd......in your upbringing, and to have turned that into good. You are one interesting dude Dub. Your pops had a lot to do with that, it seems.
Yes, I have him to thank for lots of things although I'm not sure i wanted many of them :lol: I remember my senior year of high school. My only goal was to get out of the house as soon as I graduated from school. I knew that I wouldn't have the financial support to go to college even if i somehow manged to get a scholarship so I decided to join the Air Force. As soon as I turned 18 I went to the recruiters office, took the tests, got sent to MEPS for my physical and took the first job that they offered which was in Civil Engineering. I took my finals, passed and actually recieved my diploma before the ceremony because i wanted the hell out of there and didn't want to wait the extra week. After about a week in basic training the TI gave us our first patio break to call home. I was standing in line waiting to usew the phone. All of these guys were talking to their wives, girlfriends, mothers, whomever and crying, saying how much they loved and missed them. I finally called home and spoke with my brother. he said it was hot, he'd been out pulling weeds all day (my father used to go around looking for vacant lots that were full of weeds, find out who the owners were by using public records and send them a letter with a bid to clean it up. He'd bid say $100 and pay one us $5 an hour to do the work. he kept us busy) there was nothing to eat but Top Ramen, nothing to drink but tap water, no AC, not even a swamp cooler and my father was ranting and raving about his imaginary conspiracies. When I got off of the phone I was so happy to be where I was that I went into a giggling fit. Everyone else was either crying or looking extremely sad and I was so giddy I couldn't stop laughing. When the patio break ended we went back to the dorm for some briefing and instruction from our TI. Here he was yelling at us and I was still smiling, smirking and giggling like Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. I didn't have to choke myself but I not only got chewed out, I also got sent to detail which was sweeping and mopping the captain's office and bathroom. I didn't mind.
 
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DubCoffman62;2005945; said:
After about a week in basic training the TI gave us our first patio break to call home.

Fucking skate ass zoomies. :shake:

We got to send a letter home.

Let me rephrase that: Sending out a letter was mandatory...even if you had no one to send one to.
 
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My dad was mostly absent from my life after the age of 5. He'd occasionally pop up, act hurt that he was being ignored or some such nonsense, then disappear for months again. Like yours, he got religious as he got older.

Thank you for posting this stuff and making me appreciate the fact that I only had to deal with his bullshit intermittently. :lol:

He died the day the Buckeyes beat Miami for the national championship.
 
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Jake;2290643; said:
My dad was mostly absent from my life after the age of 5. He'd occasionally pop up, act hurt that he was being ignored or some such nonsense, then disappear for months again. Like yours, he got religious as he got older.

Thank you for posting this stuff and making me appreciate the fact that I only had to deal with his bull[Mark May] intermittently. :lol:

He died the day the Buckeyes beat Miami for the national championship.
One day he told me, "one day this will all be yours". I told him that I in no way wanted to be legally attached to the place. When he asked why I told him that first of all the clean up alone with either take months or thou7sands of dollars. Then you consider all the Mickey Mouse rigging (plumbing, electrical, shady construction, it was a trailer and he kind of built a shack around it) he's done, the infestion of ants, mice and roaches, forget it, I couldn't even sell the place. It would be a huge burden. The only thing I could do is level it with a dozer and haul it all away.
 
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I just found his place on Google street view, no wonder the neighbors hate him

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