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So what should our monument be?

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Bucklion

Bucklion

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To add a bit of humor to the tension of Friday before a big game, I was wondering what people thought our monument should be if we win Saturday. I mean, a win at home over a top 10 team certainly needs a monument right? Some thoughts:

We could create a big ol' ball of hay and display it out front of the Agricultural Building...we could call it "The Bail"

Or, we could get an artist to rendition a giant mollusk and place it outside the Entymology Building...we could call it "The Snail"

Or, we could take a monumental photograph of someone releasing a series of birds right after the game and display it outside the Biology Building...we could call it "The Quail"

Or, we could wait until winter, nab a great panoramic of a severe storm, and display it in the lobby of the Meterology Building...we could call it "The Hail"

Or, we could get a 16x20 photo of Morgan Trent trying to tackle Stephfon Green on that screen pass last week, and display it in the WHAC...we could call it "The Flail"

Or, finally, we could get a big old white board, put all the results of Penn State at Ohio State since they joined the Big Ten, and put that in a glass case at the WHAC with a list of Big Ten Championships...that we could call "The Fail"

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The "nail"
 
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What the 'Shoe feels like to the Nits:

The Jail



Note - I am NOT implying it feels like home to the couple of dozen that have pleaded or been found guilty over the last few years.
 
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