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So, on my way home this afternoon...

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gregorylee

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I'd rather be napping!!
I hit Shannon Dougherty....


Now obviously I didn't really hit Shannon Dougherty, but this lady looked so much like her it was amazing. I was so pissed that I didn't have a camera phone. The cops show up and I am aside talking to the one taking the report, and I was saying "Tell me she doesn't look like SD?" He looks at me like I am stupid, and says he doesn't have any idea who SD is (not that it is a pre requisite or anything, I just figured that most people would know what she looks like...).

Anyway, she was sited, truck is a little fucked up but drivable (more that I can say for her husband's Durango (ouchy!)), and no one was injured.

I found out about 15 mins after the crash that she had her two kids in the back seat, thank god they were alright. Her son was pissed that he was going to miss his soccer game... :shake:

You may now all start with the "soccer mom" driving jokes :biggrin:


PS: I am really broke now, but so is everyone else :wink:

I am just glad the forums are back up!
 
Bucknut319 said:
SD's teeth look like they are made of wood with Elmers Glue leaking through the cracks. God, she's horid.
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Taosman;599481; said:
Soccer mom MILFS! :biggrin:
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I was down in Cincy visiting My parents a few weeks ago, and was heading home when I turned the corner and saw the sign for on of those self storage places....Well the name of the town in Milford,.....problem with the sign was ord was burned out.....So the sign reads MILF Storage. I was so pissed I didn't have a camera with me at the time.
 
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So they took in my pickup, and picked me up at the body shop in the rental. I thought there was supposed to be some congruence between the rental and the car that their client fucked up...

A KIA?!?!?! You have got to fucking be kidding me?!?

I go from a fullsize 4wd pickup to a fucking Kia RIO?

I am now driving to work in a shoebox, that gets really good gas mileage.

It is completely amazing the difference in respect you get on the road between the two, in the kia, people that DO see you will cut you off....


Edit; I have not heard from SD since the accident, I feel jilted.... :(
 
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