So anyway I was largely physically paralyzed and am better now

[BB73]

Actually. . .

When I googled Van Alan's Syndrome one of the main things it said is that impotence almost always occurred. I was freaked! Moreso than the whole "you will die soon" thing. I'm actually serious. . . Ha.

I was wondering who would notice that. And BB met me: he can attest that I am quite hip (and by "hip" I mean "not ancient.")

Edit:

And random update: I am totally fine, it was a flash of joint reaction that went away and I'm not sick. Cortesana doesn't have Scarlet Fever, she has some rare bacteria attacking her skin and is taking antibiotics both orally and topically. I have to rub it on her chest. Such a horrible job. I think I rubbed it into her breasts for an hour. . .

How did you help her with the antibiotics she had to take 'orally'?

And I hereby attest that kinch is not ancient.

 

[kinch]

And I hereby attest that kinch is not ancient.

By your standards anyway.

 

[Muck]

Okay, further venting:

First of all, I had to go to Mount Sinai in Queens. Most people in Queens are elderly, Mexican, or Asian. No disrespect to any of the three, but they tend to be a bit shorter than me. The beds were six feet long. I am maybe a bit over 5' 11''. As an aside, it is hilarious how many guys I meet that say that they are 6 feet tall and are shorter than me-- why is that number so magical and why do people feel the need to lie about their height to reach it?

Why do you hate Troy Smith?