Smoking crack on PTI....

[buckeyebri]

Maybe ESPN wants Tressel as part of their Game Day team....

I heard that they were going to replace Herbstreit with him and then Urban was going to hire Kirk to be the O coordinator and Davie to be the D coordinator.

 

[methomps]

THIS JUST IN FROM ESPN!

Confirmed: Mrs. Tressel's lemonade NOT made with fresh-squeezed lemons! This lemonade is served to many recruits invited to dine with the Tressels. ESPN is looking into [strike]rumors[/strike] reports that the lemonade is spiked with either Date Rape drug or horse tranquilizers. [strike]Disgruntled criminals[/strike] Sources say that the illicit drugs were added after several recruits noted that the lemonade [strike]was not nearly as enticing as Petey Carrizle's weed[/strike] sucked.

 

[Saw31]

Wilbon is from ashtabula?

Urban Meyer is from Ashtabula.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Urban Meyer is from Ashtabula.

ahhhhhhhhh

 

[BuckBackHome]

THIS JUST IN FROM ESPN!

Confirmed: Mrs. Tressel's lemonade NOT made with fresh-squeezed lemons! This lemonade is served to many recruits invited to dine with the Tressels. ESPN is looking into [strike]rumors[/strike] reports that the lemonade is spiked with either Date Rape drug or horse tranquilizers. [strike]Disgruntled criminals[/strike] Sources say that the illicit drugs were added after several recruits noted that the lemonade [strike]was not nearly as enticing as Petey Carrizle's weed[/strike] sucked.

Methomps,

I never knew you were an editor over at ESPN. Bastard!!!

 

[Sdgobucks]

Wilbon is talking about rumblings from alumni and OSU/ND having a battle for Urban Meyer.....normally these guys are fairly on the ball......

Maybe he got tOSU mixed up with scUM

 

[funman]

FWIW and IIRC, Wilbon played at Northwestern when Barnett was the HC.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Come on, guys. We are obviously going to fire JT because everything ESPN has reported is 100% correct. This means there will be an opening for head coach at OSU and Meyer is on a jet getting ready to sign the contract of a lifetime.

Someone please check the endzones to see if they have been painted.

I sell endzone paint for a major endzone paint supplier ( ). Representatives of ESPN have recently purchased large supplies of endzone paint in the colors scarlet and grey. They also asked if "Meyer" was spelled like the grocery store chain or not.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

I'm so tired of hearing the Meyer rumor. He hasn't even displayed the ability to recruit at his last two schools because he hasn't been there long enough. Tressel is a much better coach than Meyer.