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I was in a pub in Dublin, Ireland, one time, and this guy comes in and sits down near me. He is already very drunk and starts talking to the guy next to him at the bar, and next thing you know, I hear "Ya don't say! I'm from Dublin, too!" Then a few seconds later, "Blarney, I used to live on Mulberry Street too!" A little later, "Oh my God! that's the same house I lived in!" then, "My mother's name was Mary!" I turned to the bartender to tell him about this amazing coincidence, and he says "Looks like the O'Leary twins are drunk again tonight!"
 
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Willie: What are you doing here?
Homer: We're foreign exchange students.
Willie: What country?
Homer: Scotland
Willie: No kidding, I'm from Scotland. What town?
Homer: Uhhh.....North.....Kilt.....Town?
Willie: No Kidding, I'm from North Kilt-town, remember Angus McCloud?
Homer: Wait a minute? There is no Angus McCloud in North Kilt-town, You're really not from Scotland at all!
 
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