Warning: Do not try this at home!!!
Now before I start let me explain that I have a very beautiful wife. She's tall, relatively thin (about 125 - 135 I would guess), and brunette. But she has given birth and it has had its effect. Also my wife has no sense of humor about certain things, her looks being at the top of that list. I take her and our daughter to the beach and we're having a great time. After a couple of hours two fine young blond women who resemble the woman pictured above set up shop right beside us. I can tell that my wife isn't pleased at all with this. She gets kind of quiet and starts walking around with her belly sucked in (I thought only guys did that). After a while I figure I would have some fun with this. Both of the girls next to us are blonde so I ask my wife "Have you ever thought about dying your hair blonde?" NO!! she snapped back. I figured I better drop it for a while. After about a half hour or so I notice the finer of the two young ladies beside us has a blue thong on that was amazing. So I ask my wife "Have you ever thought about getting a blue bikini? Her face turned about three shades of red and she asks "Why do you all of a sudden like blue, is there a reason you'd like to share?" Since my daughter was with us I figured I'd better drop it. Unfortunately, It was already too late. Long story short, she got pissed. I tried to tell her that I was just joking. That just seemed to piss her off more and now I'm camping out on the couch and she's not talking to me. At least I'll be able to catch up on recruiting.