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2005 Turkeys Of The Year
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnnGalleryRanking>No. 1</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Terrell Owens
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Mouth off about your co-workers. Rip on your employer. Make life miserable for everyone around. You know where it'd get you? Well, you wouldn't be pulling a paycheck through the rest of the year, that's for sure. So, just for being a loud-mouthed, egocentric, relentless sports page pest, T.O., you earn our eighth annual SI.com Turkey of the Year. Congratulations. Now, please, shut up already.
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/11/22/gallery.turkeys/content.15.html
2005 Turkeys Of The Year
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<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnnGalleryRanking>No. 1</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>Terrell Owens
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Mouth off about your co-workers. Rip on your employer. Make life miserable for everyone around. You know where it'd get you? Well, you wouldn't be pulling a paycheck through the rest of the year, that's for sure. So, just for being a loud-mouthed, egocentric, relentless sports page pest, T.O., you earn our eighth annual SI.com Turkey of the Year. Congratulations. Now, please, shut up already.
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http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/11/22/gallery.turkeys/content.15.html