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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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buckeyemania11 said:
I don't think scUM is going to cave on those protections from the NCAA Harbaugh wants, their attempt at a home run swing is just throwing as much money as they can at him

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Anyone but Ono, and I'd agree. Gee could play the fanboy when it suited him, but he could also put that aside and do what needed to be done (see: Tressel, Jim). Ono is just a very fucking weird guy working through his disappointment that the athletes didn't pay any attention to him in high school. He really is a complete jock-sniffer, and I can absolutely see him giving Jim his immunity clauses even though it would make the university look absolutely horrible on a national stage, further alienate the rest of the B1G and make LOIC an almost certainty. And what happens if the ncaa throws up a suspension and show-cause. They're going to pay Simple Jim $10M/year to sit in his yard and play with his chickens.
 
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This was interesting and unexpectedly funny.

Starts off with this
That being said, the Chargers may have unintentionally confirmed that Harbaugh was going to be hired by the next person they interviewed after Harbaugh. The team will reportedly meet with New York Giants assistant GM Brandon Brown for a second time on Wednesday. This is significant, as Brown has been highlighted as someone with a "good relationship" with Harbaugh.
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But then adds this
Harbaugh's ties to Brown are a bit unclear as the two have never worked together in any capacity
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dragurd said:
Mgoblow has posted Harbaugh is still in LA and implied they are holding him hostage and not letting him leave without a contract. Which is funny cause Harbaugh is a grown man and could leave whenever he wanted
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They were claiming he was back in Ann Arbor earlier when I was scanning over there. :lol:
 
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dragurd said:
Mgoblow has posted Harbaugh is still in LA and implied they are holding him hostage and not letting him leave without a contract. Which is funny cause Harbaugh is a grown man and could leave whenever he wanted
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Eh...I don't think it would take much to trick him into not going somewhere. I imagine when they explained he was suspended TWICE for three games, they told him the floor was lava at the stadium so he shouldn't go there......so he just didn't.
 
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dragurd said:
Mgoblow has posted Harbaugh is still in LA and implied they are holding him hostage and not letting him leave without a contract. Which is funny cause Harbaugh is a grown man and could leave whenever he wanted
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Based on everything I’ve ever seen Harbaugh do, and specifically what happened last time with Minnesota, I’d say it’s more likely Harbaugh is locked out of the building and is walking around peering through windows and knocking on doors as employees inside hide behind furniture and hope he goes away.
 
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SEREbuckeye said:
I didn’t say they were smart people lol. But it would be hilarious to see Warde fired this spring as well.
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The aftermath after Harbaugh bails is going to be a glorious spectacle. Especially with how all in Ono went on defending and buddying up with him. Unless he happens to end up returning, nothing good is going to come of this situation. They are going to be walking the fine line of returning to a near rich rod/hoke level mess.

Since the NCAA is likely to tuck tail on the whole cheating thing in the end, this may end up being how their karma is served.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Eventually some franchise is going to get desperate enough to hire him hoping they can get that like 3 year spark he gave the 49ers in his time there. The Chargers seem like they fit that description pretty well. A historically pretty mediocre-average franchise just begging for some success.
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Add the Chargers to that list of teams that can’t seem to find a home, Rams, Raiders, Cardinals. Poor Joey, to get stuck there while Little Bear gets to enjoy the spotlight.
 
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pnuts34 said:
Meh, those guys can all transfer to better opportunities and be fine. Id take their DT from Cbus in a heartbeat! But I doubt they lose a lot of players. They have a skill of finding delusional asshats who enjoy smelling their own farts. The Marshal kid has been saying how he’s a *ichigan man regardless of the outcome and even if(when) Hairball leaves. A buddy of mines son played football with Marshall. Once he committed, OSU had no chance of flipping him. Just like idk that Will Johnson leaves either, scUM legacy and another kid who signed with the program more than the coach, and that goes with most of the team, imo
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If you’re a running back why would you not want to play for Hairball? Of course there won’t be much left of you by the time you can place yourself in the draft, but hey, the guy loves to run the ball.
 
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