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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

So what happens if Simple Jim comes out of the NFL bathroom with nothing but his dick in his hand? Does he get his immunity clause? You know Ono will do it in a second, and I don't think anyone will stop him. It literally is a pathological cult-like need to believe that they're better than everyone else and could never possibly do anything wrong. If the immunity clause isn't the last straw keeping the NCAA from bringing down the LOIC hammer then just fuck it all. Cheat and cheat and cheat some more, and if they try to hold you accountable follow the script that smirking little jock-sniffing cunt has written.
Same thing that's happened every year they take him back with open arms and pretend this didn't happen. Then they start their crusade against the NCAA
 
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The Los Angeles Chargers are the favorite to land Jim Harbaugh as its next head coach (-300), according to the latest odds from DraftKings. Odds the Michigan head coach spurns the NFL and returns to Ann Arbor sit at +175 while the Atlanta Falcons (+500) and Washington Commanders (+2500) are the other contenders.
 
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The Los Angeles Chargers are the favorite to land Jim Harbaugh as its next head coach (-300), according to the latest odds from DraftKings. Odds the Michigan head coach spurns the NFL and returns to Ann Arbor sit at +175 while the Atlanta Falcons (+500) and Washington Commanders (+2500) are the other contenders.

I'm confused. Wouldn't he actually have to receive an offer from the NFL before he could spurn them?
 
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I still think he wants to return to Mich as a hero that “ultimately couldn’t leave Ann Arbor” or some BS.

But, he’s getting an escape plan just in case.

Then again, I’m not sure NFL execs would be happy wasting time with 2nd interviews if there wasn’t mutual interest. Maybe his brother’s success is irking him too.
 
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I still think he wants to return to Mich as a hero that “ultimately couldn’t leave Ann Arbor” or some BS.

But, he’s getting an escape plan just in case.

Then again, I’m not sure NFL execs would be happy wasting time with 2nd interviews if there wasn’t mutual interest. Maybe his brother’s success is irking him too.
That's definitely how he's going to spin it if the Chargers and Falcons tell him to go fuck himself. But, I think he truly wants out. Aside from his dream team scattering to the winds, he knows he's facing LOIC, more suspension time and a probable post-season ban for a couple of years. He's a rat leaving a sinking ship.

I wonder if Ono will fly out to San Diego for the games and try to shower with the team.
 
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