SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[BuckBackHome]

Please let it be a 10-year, $200 million, guaranteed contract!!!

 

[Bucklion]

I don't know about you, but I just hate to see it.

Wait? I thought the tide had turned and they were going to dominate now?

 

[dragurd]

Warde Manuel has to feel a little like Joseph as Mary is explaining the immaculate conception at this point.

It’s a test of one’s faith to not be ever so slightly incredulous.

I’m guessing Jimmy’s agent gets the “it better be the ONLY son of god” speech.

Jimmy is his own agent so will he be talking to himself in the corner?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jimmy is his own agent so will he be talking to himself in the corner?

Not his worst Wednesday night ever.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Seems like he won't go to the NFL unless some team gives him pretty much total control. Vikings weren't that stupid apparently. Some team in the next couple of years will get desperate and be so though.

 

[Tanner]

Had a terrible season 2 years ago, was forced to take a 50% salary cut, tried to leave this season but couldn't get a taker. Everything is fine tho.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Jimmy is the slutty "girlfriend" who leaves the bar with another guy and then when he never calls her again tries to come back a week later. tsun is the pathetic gimp that actually takes her back.

 

[Jaxbuck]

From all my years of courting the reluctant Miss Alba, I’ve learned one thing I could share with Jim….don’t give up. Every time they say “no” they really mean “yes, just not right now”. Keep trying. Make it your mission every off season. Find your NFL Alba.

You lift me up Jimmy.

 

[buckeyemania11]

This is kinda like that episode of Seinfeld where George quits on Friday, realizes he made a mistake, and tries to show back up on Monday like nothing happened.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Warde Manuel has to feel a little like Joseph as Mary is explaining the immaculate conception at this point.

It’s a test of one’s faith to not be ever so slightly incredulous.

I’m guessing Jimmy’s agent gets the “it better be the ONLY son of god” speech.

 

[Jaxbuck]

classic

 

[Abenaki]

Just as a point of comparison on how another coach with NFL rumors handles it:

 

[TDunk]

 

[Jaxbuck]

You know, now that I think about all parties involved I want to notice the Minnesota Vikings for their groundbreaking dedication to diversity demonstrated by their willingness to, almost, hire a mongoloid as their head coach.

My suggestion is this; Ann Arbor isn’t that far from Minny. How about every home game you let the simple bastard run out and pick up the kick off tee? The fans will all appreciate it and I bet the guy will really blossom.

 

[NFBuck]

This is kinda like that episode of Seinfeld where George quits on Friday, realizes he made a mistake, and tries to show back up on Monday like nothing happened.

Right after he tried "leaving on a high note."

This dude makes all his big decisions based on George Costanza, doesn't he?