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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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NFBuck said:
So, The Harbrau™ has five weeks and has very little to show for it on the recruiting front. scUM fans can make all the excuses they want, but The Harbrau™ is supposedly a "rock star" coach at a blue blood program. He should be able to attract some interest from recruits...at least more than he has. The feel on their boards was that he was going to come right in and kill it recruiting. So far, he's whiffing big time. And the Weber thing is a huge gut shot. Kid was originally committed there, his coach was a former teammate of The Harbrau™, family/friends were trying to push him there, and the mighty Harbrau still couldn't close him.

Here's your steak knives, Jim-Bo...

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Disagree. Steak knives are for second place, which is a solid consolation prize as compared to third place. Harbaugh is third place.
 
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I want to make sure I have the story line correct.

Back at the end of December a golden beam of light broke through the clouds over Ann Arbor. On this beam of light a Maize and Blue chariot descended and off of this chariot stepped Harbaugh - son of Rah - grandson of sis-boom-ba.

And Harbaugh said there will be recruiting in Ann Arbor. And the sad-you-sees and the fairysees said it would be so. And the ESPN analysts said "Yeah!, verily!!".

And Harbaugh beckoned the young athletes that they should come forth. And he gesticulated that they come forth two by two - first the five stars and then the four stars.

But alas, only the three star athletes came forth into the Harvard of the West of Eden. For the great god of kinesiology had dazzled them with tales of playing time and countless victories of which no photographic evidence remains.

And a plague descended upon the Big House.

And it was good.

(My apologies. I intended to write something completely different but this is what came out.)
 
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Oh8ch said:
I want to make sure I have the story line correct.

Back at the end of December a golden beam of light broke through the clouds over Ann Arbor. On this beam of light a Maize and Blue chariot descended and off of this chariot stepped Harbaugh - son of Rah - grandson of sis-boom-ba.

And Harbaugh said there will be recruiting in Ann Arbor. And the sad-you-sees and the fairysees said it would be so. And the ESPN analysts said "Yeah!, verily!!".

And Harbaugh beckoned the young athletes that they should come forth. And he gesticulated that they come forth two by two - first the five stars and then the four stars.

But alas, only the three star athletes came forth into the Harvard of the West of Eden. For the great god of kinesiology had dazzled them with tales of playing time and countless victories of which no photographic evidence remains.

And a plague descended upon the Big House.

And it was good.

(My apologies. I intended to write something completely different but this is what came out.)
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Those false gods will do it to you every time.
 
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