SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[BB73]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven. One to hold the light bulb, and ten to rotate the ladder under the direction of a coordinator hired over the phone.

 

[colobuck79]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb hasn’t been changed in 120 years, but they still brag about how well they did it in 1901.

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Eleven. One to hold the light bulb, and ten to rotate the ladder under the direction of a coordinator hired over the phone.

I love this place.

A priest, a rabbi and a Michigan man walk into a bar. They each have a couple drinks, and the Michigan man agrees to pay the tab. It comes to $62.39

 

[charlohiottean]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Trick question. Electricity is an impermissible benefit used to lure morally compromised recruits

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Fun fact for anyone who hasn’t seen this, but my iPhone autocorrects harbaugh to garbage.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

so two priests are buttfucking a cub scout..

You going to get to the punchline?

 

[gmen6981]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb hasn’t been changed in 120 years, but they still brag about how well they did it in 1901.

And it burned out two decades ago.

 

[Bestbuck36]

You guys are awesome!

 

[cincibuck]

"Even though he was supposed to be our savior last year, just like all those other guys, the new guy who hasn't taken a snap will lead us back to glory"

Worked for the Buckeyes with Troy Smith, Braxton Miller, JT Barrett, 12 Gauge, Dwayne Haskins, and Justin Fields.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jake]

They're worse with Jimmah than Jerry Jones was with Jason Garrett, desperately wanting him to validate the hire. Give him another decade, TSUN.

Michigan Wolverines AD: Football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't face wins quota in 2021

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I like the shot at Harbaugh, but that's a stupid way to evaluate a coach.

 

[Bucklion]

So is Harbaugh now a candidate for the Kansas job?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So is Harbaugh now a candidate for the Kansas job?

They probably think they can do better.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So is Harbaugh now a candidate for the Kansas job?

Jimbo's agent to Kansas" "How would you like the opportunity to land one of the premier coaches in the sport?"

KU:

 

[ScriptOhio]

They're worse with Jimmah than Jerry Jones was with Jason Garrett, desperately wanting him to validate the hire. Give him another decade, TSUN.

Michigan Wolverines AD: Football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn't face wins quota in 2021

Scott Keister commented to above article....
Warde Manuel: Just don't let OSU hang 100 on us, and you're good.