SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[Jaxbuck]

Incredibly awkward people tell jokes incredibly awkwardly, numbnuts.

You can't hide your fucking goofiness. You'd think that would be somewhat obvious after 50+ years.

 

[Oh8ch]

Jokes?

Isn't that enough just to show up in Michigan gear?

 

[colobuck79]

I always thought he wrote his own material.

 

[BB73]

There was a “Revenge Tour” a couple of years ago that had a hilarious ending.

 

[NFBuck]

Incredibly awkward people tell jokes incredibly awkwardly, numbnuts.

You can't hide your fucking goofiness. You'd think that would be somewhat obvious after 50+ years.

 

[Jaxbuck]

EXACTLY!

 

[Bestbuck36]

LMAO!!!!

 

[gmen6981]

That's not fair. Carl had more sense than Hairball.

 

[NFBuck]

That's not fair. Carl had more sense than Hairball.

And he didn't wear cleats into his host's home.

 

[buckeyemania11]

I can see him waltzing into some recruits living room and firing up some “what’s the deal with airplane food” “comedy”

 

[Jaxbuck]

I can see him waltzing into some recruits living room and firing up some “what’s the deal with airplane food” “comedy”

Nah, I could see the awkward sonofabitch click-clacking into the house and going straight into a "so two priests are buttfucking a cub scout.." type of thing.

He has no social awareness to know what's appropriate/inappropriate. Wouldn't surprise me if they told his tard wrangler to stand down and let the goofy bastard have a professional comedian write jokes for him to use on recruiting visits. The odds of an easy excuse to fire him for an "incident" go through the roof.

 

[Hstead]

Nah, I could see the awkward sonofabitch click-clacking into the house and going straight into a "so two priests are buttfucking a cub scout.." type of thing.

He has no social awareness to know what's appropriate/inappropriate. Wouldn't surprise me if they told his tard wrangler to stand down and let the goofy bastard have a professional comedian write jokes for him to use on recruiting visits. The odds of an easy excuse to fire him for an "incident" go through the roof.

Why do you think he will negative recruit vs Penn St? They have been battling UConn and Bucknell more recently than PSU.

 

[colobuck79]

Why do you think he will negative recruit vs Penn St? They have been battling UConn and Bucknell more recently than PSU.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
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Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.

 

[Buckeye86]

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twelve. One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, and ten to enter the transfer portal.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but everyone on the team gets a General Studies credit for watching him do it.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BREAKING: Michigan has indefinitely suspended light bulb changing activities due to COVID-19 concerns.

Q: How many Michigan football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The light bulb hasn’t been changed in 120 years, but they still brag about how well they did it in 1901.