SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[BuckeyeNation27]

This sounds unbelievable, so I decided to do some research....

Fact check: MOSTLY TRUE

Harbaugh has recruited seven quarterbacks to Michigan. Here's the list, in order, with year signed in parentheses, followed by career passing TDs:

Zach Gentry (2015): 0
Alex Malzone (2015): 0
Brandon Peters (2016): 4
Dylan McCaffrey (2017): 3
Joe Milton (2018): 5
Cade McNamara (2019): 5
Dan Villari (2020): 0

6 years, 7 quarterbacks, 17 TDs. Let that sink in.... Quarterback whisperer, indeed!

Here's a look at Harbaugh's other quarterbacks:

He inherited Wilton Speight, who threw for 22 TDs in parts of 3 seasons (2015-2017).

Jake Rudock transferred in 2015 and threw for 20 TDs that year before graduating.

John O'Korn also transferred into Michigan, and he had a grand total of 4 TDs in two seasons (2016 & 2017), to go along with 6 INTs.

Shea Patterson was the most successful transfer, and he threw for 45 TDs in two seasons (2018 & 2019). By way of comparison, Dwayne Haskins threw for 50 TDs in 2018 alone.

Fun fact: In 2017, Michigan had just 9 passing TDs in 13 games (Peters 4; Speight 3; O'Korn 2).

Man, I dunno......I think I'd give Villari a shot

 

[cincibuck]

Nice work, but you missed one:

Chris Chugunov (transfer from West Virginia): threw for 6 TDs in 2019 ... which is more than any of Harbaugh's recruits has so far.

Chugunov: 6
McNamara: 5
Milton: 5
Peters: 4
McCaffrey: 3
Malzone: 0
Gentry: 0
Villari: 0

Brillant!

 

[cincibuck]

Man, I dunno......I think I'd give Villari a shot

Villari? Wasn't that a hit song in the sixties - V--llari, oh, oh. Villari, oh,oh, oh, oh, el stinko like the go blue, he plays when the team let him do... I remember that.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

C.J. Stroud - 0 td
Jack Miller - 0 td

Well these guys haven't done anything...YET!

 

[DZ83CK]

I am sure many UM football players are partying it up right now, and they could care less about the virus. Nobody really cares about UM football at this point. There is no season to preserve anymore. The inmates are in control of the prison that is Michigan football.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

because I was curious, a comparison....

2012: Cardale Jones - 15 tds (plus another 4 rushing tds)
2013: J.T. Barrett - 104 tds (plus another 43 rushing tds)
2014: Stephen Collier - 0 td
2015: Torrance Gibson - 0 td
Joe Burrow - 2 tds (plus another 1 rushing td) - I think he did ok somewhere else though......
2016: Dwayne Haskins - 54 tds (plus another 4 rushing tds)
2017: Tate Martell - 1 td (plus another 2 rushing tds)
2018: Matthew Baldwin - 0 td
2019: Jagger LaRoe (Transfer from Texas A&M) - 0 td
Gunner Hoak (Transfer from Kentucky) - 1 td
Justin Fields (Transfer from Georgia) - 54 tds (plus another 13 rushing tds)
2020: C.J. Stroud - 0 td
Jack Miller - 0 td

Jack Miller has a rushing TD fyi

 

[zincfinger]

Villari? Wasn't that a hit song in the sixties - V--llari, oh, oh. Villari, oh,oh, oh, oh, el stinko like the go blue, he plays when the team let him do... I remember that.

https://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/posts/3246322/

 

[Abenaki]

Anyone ever watch Bigger Ten? Deace says that after getting benched against Rutgers, Milton told the coaches he was gonna transfer and come back and put 50 on their asses. EDIT: meant to post this in the shenanigans thread, but I guess it fits here too.

 

[colobuck79]

Deace says that after getting benched against Rutgers, Milton told the coaches he was gonna transfer and come back and put 50 on their asses.

Moxie

 

[Oh8ch]

No moxie - he only said 50 and it's Michigan.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Let's play a game where we speculate "50 what?"

I'll go first. Incompletions.

 

[Palpie]

Man, I dunno......I think I'd give Villari a shot

Apparently so would jim-bo, I didn't listen but the topics discussed list is funny.
https://mgoblog.com/content/wtka-roundtable-1232020-stand-and-cheer-brave

• Herbstreit's conspiracy theory and Q-Anon the fanbase
• Big Ten rules exist to make Ohio State happy.
• Seth, a very huge and sincere Lions fan, wants Detroit to get Jim Harbaugh.
• Michigan would probably have to start Dan Villari versus Ohio State.

 

[Palpie]

Let's play a game where we speculate "50 what?"

I'll go first. Incompletions.

Avg yards over thrown per pass.

 

[scarletmike]

Avg yards over thrown per pass.

So he'll be competing with Bauserbomb for that record?

 

[Thump]

Let's play a game where we speculate "50 what?"

I'll go first. Incompletions.

Toothpicks?