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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Here's an idea - if you're not good enough to go to the NFL, don't declare of the draft.

Life is all about making big-boy decisions and if you expect the rewards for making the correct ones, you've got to also accept whatever situation you get if you make the wrong ones.

Harbrau's just looking at they practice squad meat that ttun just put into the draft and wishes there was a way to get a few of them back on campus for another season because those guys would be the best players on his team this fall.....He failed to develop those kids the first 3-4 years they were there, how much good would another season under his tutelage seriously do for them?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Well it's not written in crayon so that rules out both simple Jim and Bonaduce's kid.

My question is, why would Jimmy's ghost writer think anyone gives a fuck what Jim Harbaugh thinks about this or any other topic?
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Remember he's done this before, where he drops his great manifesto on how college football should be changed.....in a way of course that's nakedly self serving to his own program. It fits their whole smug self image. Look world, our foosball coach isn't just a foosball coach. Oh no, he's a deep thinking philosophicator trying to make the world a better place.

And forgive me Simple Jim, but I seem to remember you whining at Stanford that your coaches at Michigan refused to allow you to earn a meaningful academic degree and instead channeled your dimwitted ass into the communications department.....or was it kinesiology? I'm not sure.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
I'm with Jax on this... who the fuck gives a good goddamned what this pecker licking shit gibbon has to say about anything. An open letter? Fuck off, you self important also ran.
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I'm going to pen an open letter to Jessica about why I think she should disavow lesbianism and switch over to old, unknown non-rich guys.

I just want to do what's right for the rest of you guys.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
I'm with Jax on this... who the fuck gives a good goddamned what this pecker licking shit gibbon has to say about anything. An open letter? Fuck off, you self important also ran.
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Congrats on finally diagnosing what Harbaugh suffers from.

PLSG, we should have known this all along.
 
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BB73 said:
Congrats on finally diagnosing what Harbaugh suffers from.

PLSG, we should have known this all along.
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Checking the APA DSM 5...
* Licks peckers — Check
* Gibbons shit — Check
* Licking or Gibboning most recent episode within past week — Check
* Licking or Gibboning behaviors materially impacting relationships — Check
* Generalized behavior associated with licking items not resembling peckers (e.g. windows) should be characterized as profound case. — Check
* Generalized Gibboning beyond items not associated with fecal matter in conjunction with profound diagnosis related to above should be characterized as “Profound Pecker Licking Shit Gobbin.” — Check

Yup, meets all the criteria. Prognosis: More of the same.
 
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The NFL will recycle mediocre coaches 5-6 times easy.

This mooseknuckle had a .680 some-odd win% in just 4 years, 3 NFC CCG's and a SuperBowl appearance?

And they couldn't wait to get his Asperger riddled ass out of town?

You could beat 3 kids to death, rape several more and keep an NFL HC gig forever with half that success.

I am of the opinion his "quirkiness" is so fucking bad no one wants him. The tsun gig was like moving back in with momma and now even she is ready to stove his skull in and be done with it.
 
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