SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[OSU_Buckguy]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

What's SimpLLLLLe Jim wearing. Is it a fucking bib? Kevlar? Is he nursing a baby?

And can we change "everything's fine" in the thread title to "it's been emphasized?" Asking for a friend.

 

[Steve19]

What's SimpLLLLLe Jim wearing. Is it a fucking bib? Kevlar? Is he nursing a baby?

And can we change "everything's fine" in the thread title to "it's been emphasized?" Asking for a friend.

It's a sling. Decided to play mumblety-peg with Urban Meyer.

 

[AJHawkfan]

Uh, coach..... The intensity with which you are attacking this particular day is very well-known to all of mankind. Just saying......

 

[cincibuck]

I mean the guy went out to Bo's tombstone - in snow(!) - and cracked a buckeye on the tomb with a hammer!!! How much more do you guys want?

 

[OHSportsFan]

I mean the guy went out to Bo's tombstone - in snow(!) - and cracked a buckeye on the tomb with a hammer!!! How much more do you guys want?


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Very on-brand for a Michigan Man to bust a nut over something that’s cold and dead.

 

[cjmik_75]

OHSportsFan wins the internet!

 

[Steve19]

 

[Steve19]

Say that #2 horse has a familiar name...

 

[gmen6981]

disclaimer: blatently stolen from Redditt r/CFB

Anybody notice that Hairball looks like the mailman from "Santa Clause is Coming to Town"?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Good God. If tsun hadn't found him, we would have had to create him. He is just an outstanding mongoloid.

 

[gmen6981]

Ok. which one of you gigglefucks wants to take a shot at this.....
Executive Assistant to the Man himself!

https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=abc5faed74e5acb9&from=serp

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ok. which one of you gigglefucks wants to take a shot at this.....
Executive Assistant to the Man himself!

https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=abc5faed74e5acb9&from=serp

Complete special projects as assigned by head coach, including family engagements

Isn't that Bonaduce's job?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Isn't that Bonaduce's job?

You obviously read the PD. Jesus, what kind of sadistic fuck would let that job be a real job?

And what kind of masochistic bastard would apply?

I’m thinking of getting resumes from some of my friends in clinical psychologist who specialize in developmental disorders, changing the names and submitting. That’s, realistically, the best person for such work.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You obviously read the PD. Jesus, what kind of sadistic fuck would let that job be a real job?

And what kind of masochistic bastard would apply?

I’m thinking of getting resumes from some of my friends in clinical psychologist who specialize in developmental disorders, changing the names and submitting. That’s, realistically, the best person for such work.

I'm thinking of going full on Mrs Doubtfire and applying.

I think I can keep my cover just long enough until they let me book travel myself and put that chimp on a plane........