SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[Dryden]

I don’t even want to know about the conversations on the catching end of a glory hole.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, you know what they say, 2 third place and a 4th place finish.. and in that order.... you gotta lock that shit down.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

And lucky me! Steel Panther is playing Chicago HoB on 12/8! I'll be in town!

Nice to see that some other people have a sense of humor.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Umm, you guys.......

https://247sports.com/college/michigan/Board/103320/Contents/Lifetime-Contract--110860343

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Me thinks that Harbaugh's camp might be putting this out. Then Simple Jim can say that tsun screwed up the negotiations and use that as his excuse to hit the eject button.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Me thinks that Harbaugh's camp might be putting this out. Then Simple Jim can say that tsun screwed up the negotiations and use that as his excuse to hit the eject button.

His handlers might be that nuanced.

Simple Jim couldn't put that move together if you gave him the rest of his life to do it.

 

[malibuspeedrace]

His handlers might be that nuanced.

Simple Jim couldn't put that move together if you gave him the rest of his life to do it.

He would definitely require an IKEA like instruction manual.

 

[Oh8ch]

The lifetime contract is being negotiated with Crayola.

They want to put his name on the new khaki crayon.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The lifetime contract is being negotiated with Crayola.

They want to put his name on the new khaki crayon.

He'd just fucking eat them

 

[colobuck79]

Crayons can be used to dig out boogers. Did I just say that out loud?

 

[kujirakira]

Umm, you guys.......

https://247sports.com/college/michigan/Board/103320/Contents/Lifetime-Contract--110860343

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Please tell me this is structured like Ferentz with yearly salary increases; but at 200% the rate

Hey, some of the best sources to found are to be found at a highway rest area.

Especially true for inside sources on scUM.

 

[zwem]

Needs to stop trying to be in the news and get a fucking quarterback. This year and last year where games that he might have won if he had a decent QB. You can't beat teams like OSU, Alabama, Clemson, or whoever. Guess what, the same shit will happen next year if he doesn't get somebody. Makes me sick to my stomach that this team is so close and because the most important position on this team is the biggest liability Michigan isn't going to win the big games. O'Korn has no business starting for this team.

Most of this team will be back next year but it won't mean shit if our QB can't hit wide open guys.

 

[OhioState001]

Another L is needed

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

Needs to stop trying to be in the news and get a fucking quarterback. This year and last year where games that he might have won if he had a decent QB. You can't beat teams like OSU, Alabama, Clemson, or whoever. Guess what, the same [Mark May] will happen next year if he doesn't get somebody. Makes me sick to my stomach that this team is so close and because the most important position on this team is the biggest liability Michigan isn't going to win the big games. O'Korn has no business starting for this team.

Most of this team will be back next year but it won't mean [Mark May] if our QB can't hit wide open guys.

has harbaugh tried whispering a little harder? just a thought.

 

[Dryden]

 

[NFBuck]

Great coaches, regardless of QB, find ways to win games like the past two editions of The Game. No excuses.