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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

First - tee tee beaucoup! GI dinky dau. GI numbah 10. You di di mau.

In this case we'd been bad students who questioned WTF was going on in Vietnam and so they dragged out the ol' this-is-the-reason-we-fight films. We see the atrocities acted out, village chieftain, pretty school marm, and three young men who refuse to join the bad guys are executed. Once they depart the teacher's brother runs off to the loyal army post and next thing we see is a native on the phone to the US. Planes arrive, green berets march down the ramp. Soon the brother is being taught how to take his M-1 apart, then a whole platoon is being trained in mines and mortars. At one point a green beanie bends down to talk to one of the locals - one of the class wise asses speaks over the movie and says, "So Chung, your sister, she cherry?"

The class roared. The instructor blew up. We got blasted. Extra PT sessions and longer morning runs to improve our attitude. More films and lectures to improve our morale, patriotism and belief in the mission and the class catch phrase became, "So Chung, your sister, she cherry?" Even made a jody cadence out of it as we ran, "I know what would make me merry, find Chung's sister and break..." I'm sure you vets get the drift. Those were the days my friend...
 
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First - tee tee beaucoup! GI numbah 10. You di di mau.

In this case we'd been bad students who questioned WTF was going on in Vietnam and so they dragged out the ol' this-is-the-reason-we-fight films. We see the atrocities acted out, village chieftain, pretty school marm, and three young men who refuse to join the bad guys are executed. Once they depart the teacher's brother runs off to the loyal army post and next thing we see is a native on the phone to the US. Planes arrive, green berets march down the ramp. Soon the brother is being taught how to take his M-1 apart, then a whole platoon is being trained in mines and mortars. At one point a green beanie bends down to talk to one of the locals - one of the class wise asses speaks over the movie and says, "So Chung, your sister, she cherry?"

The class roared. The instructor blew up. We got blasted. Extra PT sessions and longer morning runs to improve our attitude. More films and lectures to improve our morale, patriotism and belief in the mission and the class catch phrase became, "So Chung, your sister, she cherry?" Even made a jody cadence out of it as we ran, "I know what would make me merry, find Chung's sister and break..." I'm sure you vets get the drift. Those were the days my friend...

I can actually hear "Actor Troy McClure" in my mind's ear voicing over the instructional film . . . "Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure, you may know me from such films as . . ."
 
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I don't care to look back if this was posted. But the DBFIA approves of this.

Beamer leans back in his chair and loosens a memory from late 2010. The Hokies of Virginia Tech, where Beamer has coached for the last 28 autumns, were preparing to play Stanford in the Orange Bowl. A few days before the Jan. 3 game, Beamer met the Cardinal head coach — Harbaugh — at an event in Planet Hollywood in Miami.

“After we take some pictures, we start talking, just the two of us,” Beamer said. “Jim says over and over how much respect he has for Georgia Tech. He must have said it five times. I’m just looking at him like, ‘Are you serious?’

“Finally, I’m joking with him and I say I can’t wait to tell my team that you called us Georgia Tech. Because, you know, we’re Virginia Tech.”

Harbaugh then threw his infamous shark expression at Beamer: mouth agape, eyes on fire, looking poised to chomp. Harbaugh’s assistants have seen this look for years; he sometimes holds it for about 30 seconds without speaking, causing everyone in eyeshot to wonder what is flowing through his mind — if anything.

Beamer continued to lock eyes with Harbaugh for a few moments, waiting for him to say something, anything. It may have been the most uncomfortable silence of Beamer’s life.

“Well,” Harbaugh finally told Beamer. “I can’t wait to tell my players that you said you were going to play Samford, not Stanford!” He then turned and walked away.



http://www.foxsports.com/college-fo...hokies-jim-harbaugh-frank-beamer-story-090215
 
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Jim Harbaugh, Michigan coaches ride go-karts with five-star recruit in Georgia

National Signing Day is just around the corner and that means a flurry of in-home visits by coaches across the country trying to lock up the next class of impact players for their program.

We’ve seen plenty of unique attempts by coaches to impress prospects over the years as a result, from often used cookie cakes to sleepovers and limo rides. When it comes to this subject though, few have been as creative as Michigan’s Jim Harbaugh. This week, he certainly cemented that reputation.

According to the Detroit News, Harbaugh and several Wolverines coaches took an in-home visit with five-star defensive tackle Aubrey Solomon out of Leesburg, Georgia and went bowling with the recruit’s family before finally racing go-karts together.

And even better, there’s video via ESPN:

See video: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...e-go-karts-with-five-star-recruit-in-georgia/
 
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