SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

From the article linked: "He became a Michigan fan, simply because they weren’t Notre Dame."

Not surprising. How many scUM fans do you know became fans because they weren't Ohio State?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

How many scUM fans do you know became fans because they weren't Ohio State?

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

 

[sepia5]

Inside scoop on why Harbaugh avoided the skunks head coaching job previous occasions it was open, then relented.
http://michiganradio.org/post/brady-jim-harbaugh-and-beav-who-brought-them-together

They got about three dozen Michigan greats to call, including legends like Billy Taylor and Charles Woodson and Jon Jansen, and give him the message. But they weren’t sure how to get New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady on board. Should they go through Brady’s team, his publicist, his agent? No, it turned out, the best way to get to Tom Brady was through a 43-year old dishwasher at Ann Arbor’s Pizza House, a man named Jay Flannelly, a.k.a., The Beav – as in “Leave it to Beaver.”

Jay Flannelly is The Beav.

Tom Beaver is The Beav.

Jay Flannelly is Tom Beaver?????

 

[Jaxbuck]

was through a 43-year old dishwasher at Ann Arbor’s Pizza House, a man named Jay Flannelly, a.k.a., The Beav

You do things like rely on 43 year old dishwashers to lure a (semi)functioning autistic back to be the head coach of your football team when you've won 1/2 a NC in the living memory of 90% of your fanbase.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Inside scoop on why Harbaugh avoided the skunks head coaching job previous occasions it was open, then relented.
http://michiganradio.org/post/brady-jim-harbaugh-and-beav-who-brought-them-together

Brady would say, “Beav, just stand under the bucket, and we’ll feed you.” The Beave would play two minutes, take 15 shots – and get six points.

So this moron would stand under the basket, take 15 shots, and hit three? 3 of 15 from directly under the basket.

 

[LostLassie]

You do things like rely on 43 year old dishwashers to lure a (semi)functioning autistic back to be the head coach of your football team when you've won 1/2 a NC in the living memory of 90% of your fanbase.

It's been a long time since I was in math class, but I'll give it a whirl.

43 + 0 - 90%x(1/2) ummmmm...gimme a minute here...

Got it!

= Michigan Sucks!

 

[Jaxbuck]

So this moron would stand under the basket, take 15 shots, and hit three? 3 of 15 from directly under the basket.

 

[DiamondBuck]

Chris Partridge: Commitments must hold up their end of bargain

Harbaugh told reporters Friday that his recruiting process was "a meritocracy," and that much like the current Michigan players, recruits would be held to a certain standard. He also said he and his staff have been transparent in their recruiting efforts and communication.

http://espn.go.com/college-football...-says-commitments-need-live-their-end-bargain

 

[buckeyemania11]

Ric Flair? So hard up for money. Maybe if we're lucky he will give some flair chops to hairball and put him in a figure 4.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Ric Flair? So hard up for money. Maybe if we're lucky he will give some flair chops to hairball and put him in a figure 4.

What in the ever loving F are these inbred retards supposed to do?

 

[Dryden]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for a conversation between Jim Leyland and Quavo, Takeoff, and Offset.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Ric Flair? So hard up for money. Maybe if we're lucky he will give some flair chops to hairball and put him in a figure 4.

Ric Flair? The guy transcends an out of date appeal to white trash. In other words, perfect for the state of Michigan.

 

[LostLassie]

Ric Flair? So hard up for money. Maybe if we're lucky he will give some flair chops to hairball and put him in a figure 4.

Well, seeing as how Brady has nothing better to do right now...

 

[malibuspeedrace]

Ric Flair? The guy transcends an out of date appeal to white trash. In other words, perfect for the state of Michigan.

For a second there...I thought Kid Rock was one of their guests