Shane "LLLL" Morris (Former ttun Backup QB, transfer to Central _ichigan)

[NFBuck]

I understand the national guys buying into the hype more than the local guys who are presumably supposed to be watching the teams they cover regularly.

Good point.

Like I've said, I watched a handful of scUM games this year, and he didn't stand out one single time. Each game, he'd get a couple of tackles. That's it. Nothing out of the ordinary for thousands of college football players. If it wasn't for the commentators bringing him up every other play, I wouldn't have known he was in the stadium. The couple of plays he came in on offense, the announcers would start frothing at the mouth and (presumably) jerking eachother off under the table and he'd either be a decoy or run for three yards. I'd argue the biggest play he made in B1G play against a team with a pulse was having a pass gently tipped to him for his lone career interception...a play any random player (save, possibly, Anderson Russell) could make.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

 

[WolverineMike]

He was a Heisman finalist. That takes the cake, and forever taints the award for me.

You were one of the remaining holdouts then. That trophy has been a joke for a long time.

 

[LostLassie]

He was a Heisman finalist. That takes the cake, and forever taints the award for me.

A cheat, a rapist, and a murderer...but chlamydia boy is what finally taints it for you?

 

[Woody1968]

A cheat, a rapist, and a murderer...but chlamydia boy is what finally taints it for you?

Murderer?

 

[WolverineMike]

My guess is OJ ^^^^

 

[LostLassie]

What Mike said.

 

[Woody1968]

Well, OJ wasn't a murderer, but even if he was, kind of hard to say that the Heisman was sullied, since he had won it 20+ years before. And they did take it away from Bush. But I really don't have much respect for Winston, and I feel like they have been giving it out to some less than impressive candidates lately.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Well, OJ wasn't a murderer, but even if he was, kind of hard to say that the Heisman was sullied, since he had won it 20+ years before. And they did take it away from Bush. But I really don't have much respect for Winston, and I feel like they have been giving it out to some less than impressive candidates lately.

No, OJ Simpson.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Tom VanHaaren ‏@TomVH 41m41 minutes ago
According to a source, Michigan QB Shane Morris will pursue a grad transfer http://es.pn/2heUx9u

A source told ESPN.com that Michigan quarterback Shane Morris is planning to pursue a grad transfer. Morris will graduate from Michigan after and will be eligible immediately with one season remaining to play in . Morris was a former ESPN300 prospect who committed to the Wolverines as a sophomore in the 2013 class.

Pussy.

Take that 5th L like a man.

 

[colobuck79]

Can we quickly change the schedule to play WMU just so we can hang number 5?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

This little moped riding, concussed, fuck ought to thank us. This is as many times as his name has been this close to the word Heisman, this many times, in a single place as will ever occur in his lifetime.

 

[colobuck79]

This little moped riding, concussed, fuck ought to thank us. This is as many times as his name has been this close to the word Heisman, this many times, in a single place as will ever occur in his lifetime.

He could marry a woman named Heisman and take her last name. Its possible.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

He could marry a woman named Heisman and take her last name. Its possible.

I hadn't considered that. :cheers:

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I hadn't considered that. :cheers:

It wouldn't be the first time some sandy-vag took on his wife's last name. Know someone from HS who did it. Sandy-vag and all.