Shampoo=Man boobs

[StooGrimson]

So this is why I'm wearing a jog bra nowadays...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249341,00.html

Oils Linked to Breast Growth in Boys

Thursday, February 01, 2007

BOSTON ? Lavender and tea tree oils found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can temporarily leave boys with enlarged breasts in rare cases, apparently by disrupting their hormonal balance, a preliminary study suggests.

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[Thump]

I wish Sheryl Crow would start rubbing shampoo on her breasts then.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

looks like Chuck Amato will have to find a new brand of shampoo.

 

[scarletandgrey]

I wish Sheryl Crow would start rubbing shampoo on her breasts then.

Why you don't like the 12 year old look.

Damn SportClips uses Tea Tree shampoos when they wash your hair.

 

[ScriptOhio]

I had to share this good advice.
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!

It involves the shampoo that runs down your body while you
are showering. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,

and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering

with Dawn Dishwashing Soap.

Its label reads:

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE"

Problem solved.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[BIATCHabutuka]

Bob may have bitch tits, but he had his moment in the sun before getting clipped in the head.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[matcar]

Pretty sure I can debunk this- as Ive been washing the ol' Johnson with shampoo for a while, haven't seen any growth in all these years. :(

 

[Saw31]

Pretty sure I can debunk this- as Ive been washing the ol' Johnson with shampoo for a while, haven't seen any growth in all these years. :(

Try washing faster. Works for me.

 

[Dryden]

Pretty sure I can debunk this- as Ive been washing the ol' Johnson with shampoo for a while, haven't seen any growth in all these years. :(

Try washing faster. Works for me.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure the loofah wasn't invented by a dude.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[charlohiottean]

If I can’t use it on the dog, wasted money.