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Seeking revenge on a co-worker.

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Small world.. I have lots of friends from the Oakdale Mcdonald area..

Anyway, not to totally hijack this thread....

Take a picture of her and post it on match.com or something with a listing that she loves fat dudes and butch woman. Leave a phone number or something to that effect.
 
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Set her up on myspace or something like that and make her look like a total freak. Put her email and phone (if you have it) on there so every sexual deviant in Ohio is trying to get a hold of her. If you have her phone number I'm sure there are a countless number of places you can sign her up so that she gets bombarded with calls.
I also like the idea of fucking the shit out of her. If that is an option I recommend renting "In the Company of Men" (not gay) to learn how to really fuck a bitch over. Ask her if she wants to go on a date with the extra money that you got in that paycheck. If you do get her in bed get her to let you video her stripping for you and post it on the myspace page.
If that doesn't work get her parents killed and make chili out of them then get her to eat it. After you tell her that she is eating her parents make sure that her favorite band is there to see her crying like a little bitch. Be sure to taste her tears, they are very sweet. :p

If I could only have an original thought.

edit- Damn it craig stole most of my ideas before I posted them. :p
 
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SHAVING CREAM EXPLOSION TRICK: Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream. Slide the open, top end of the envelope under the closed bedroom door of a friend, roommate, brother, sister... Stomp on the body of the envelope as hard as you can. The shaving cream bomb will coat everything in the room. Works best on smaller rooms, like college dorm rooms.

COKE AND M&Ms TRICK: Have a friend distract someone who has just opened a bottle of coke (I imagine it might work with other pop as well, but am not sure) While the "mark" is not looking, drop a couple of M&M's into the open bottle. Let the person get back to their drink. In short order, the cola will start to foam...and foam and foam and foam.
 
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sounds like you learned your first lesson of hte working world. don't worry, it won't be the last.

ive had considerable success with this:

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I really don't have a problem with what she did. I handle payroll for a 40-50 employee construction company and if I thought one of the guys, particularly a new employee, was padding his hours, you can bet I would talk to the VP about it. She probably should have spoken with you about it before contacting your boss, but IMO, she still didn't do anything to warrant a revenge scheme.

Just my opinion.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I really don't have a problem with what she did. I handle payroll for a 40-50 employee construction company and if I thought one of the guys, particularly a new employee, was padding his hours, you can bet I would talk to the VP about it. She probably should have spoken with you about it before contacting your boss, but IMO, she still didn't do anything to warrant a revenge scheme.

Just my opinion.
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What are you trying to get on the list too? :p
But really, it's your job to worry about people padding hours. The bitch went behind his back and deserves some type of repercussion so that she will learn that nobody likes a tattle tail.
 
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