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haha, this pg of the thread reminds me of a few stories. has anyone ever seen the lushes that sometimes hang out the Distillery (bernie's). i was in there once and this guy had the roundest belly i've ever seen..llike a a beach ball...anyway i didn't pay much attention to him until i went to the bathroom, which are nasty btw...and this guy had fallen down at the urinal ...so he was sitting down/rolling around in the nasty funk that's under a urinal (barf)..stuff like piss/spit/throw-up and g-d knows what else...and he just couldn't get up...so i pissed next to him ..and probably on him a little and got the funk outta there.

the other part about bg grabbing some girlie's ass reminds me of so many stories...i was so bad in college..i would get f'd up and try and kiss every girl at the bar....and hey if you're succesful even 25% of a whooole lotta times..that's pretty good. anywya, i was at this bar once and talking to this girl..i forget how i knew her..maybe from the dorms..maybe from a class...but anyway me and my buddy were talking to her (this was the Out R Inn btw) and i was all f'd up for some reason when i was saying something suggestive to her, i took my elbow and traced it around her nipple...well..as soon as i was done i was like 'what the fvck did i just do?' and my friend was looking at me w/his mouth wide open like wtf?! i don't remember really what happened after that, but me and my boy always laugh about that to this day. i remember she was in a class of mine way later and we never talked to each other.

oh btw..yesterday there was some young kid in the pharmacy here in chitown wearing an OSU sweatshirt..we got to talking and he had been to golf camp at OSU and was deciding b/w OSU and a few other schools and i totally convinced him that OSU should be choice #1.....it's good to mold the impressinoable youth of today!
 
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No doubt man, she's awesome. Hell, she's disappointed if she doesn't get to drink beers with us.
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Oh great... Thump traded the "Don't go out with the Boys wife" for the "Hey, can I come out with the boys with you, wife"

What happened to the "Have fun with the boys Honey, I'm going to stay home and watch Lifetime and drink Cocoa wife?"
 
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AKAKBUCK said:
Oh great... Thump traded the "Don't go out with the Boys wife" for the "Hey, can I come out with the boys with you, wife"

What happened to the "Have fun with the boys Honey, I'm going to stay home and watch Lifetime and drink Cocoa wife?"
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AKAK,

She's not that type at all. She never asks to come out. She could care less if I went out of town with the fellas for a week. We both think it's good to have mental health trips just with our friends. Everyone needs some alone time.

Just ask buckeyefool and buckeyegrad, they can attest. She's AWESOME!!
 
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jcfiesta said:
Thump, AKAK makes a good point, coupled with your desire to visit cow websites and your love of manicures (i think that was you), you aren't painting a good picture.
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That maniucure shit wasn't me!! I forget who it was but it sure as hell wasn't me!! And your telling me that something to do with farming:moo: isn't manly, you're gay just for saying that.
 
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Thump said:
Just ask buckeyefool and buckeyegrad, they can attest. She's AWESOME!!
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I can attest. She4 knows how to throw a party. And has now problem when Thump goes out with the boys. But on top of that she loves to go out and have a good time to.

To give you the best idea of his wifes attitude I was talking to her out at the Iowa game this year and she said to Me she knew that when myself and grad started picking on her that is when she knew that we had accepted her. Most women would get offended but she just jumps in and gives it right back
 
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farming is not gay but listing cowbreading.com and 2 other farm animal websites as favorites might be gay.

I was kidding about the wife, sounds like you've got a good one, I know I do.

edit: sorry about the manicure thing, think that was sears.
 
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jcfiesta said:
farming is not gay but listing cowbreading.com and 2 other farm animal websites as favorites might be gay.

I was kidding about the wife, sounds like you've got a good one, I know I do.

edit: sorry about the manicure thing, think that was sears.
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If you would've made the money I did off of showing cattle growing up, you wouldn't think it was that gay, that's for sure.

It paid my way through Ohio State.
 
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There can be good lettuce in the livestock game... that's for sure.

Anyway... Roger on your wife Thump... just busting your balls.
 
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jcfiesta said:
Thump, is showing cattle similar to showing dogs where you run it around a little ring and let some old hag check out its teeth and cup its balls?
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fiesta,

It's a lot different with a lot more work. First off, you lead the animal with a halter. You also clip and groom them. You use adhesive to get the hair to hold. It's amazing the hair they have on these suckers now. Most are now kept in air-conditioned rooms and let outside only at night.

Many people spend upward of $20,000 on calves in hopes that they can win a major show where is if you went to the local sale barn, it would only cost you about $300-$400 to buy one. Except currently, where cattle are above a dollar a pound.

Cattle are judged based on muscle mass and mobility. If you ever go to a steer show a judge may put his hands on a steer about 5-6 times. They feel the loin, stifle, amount of cover on the ribs and so on. Judges like really thick (wide) cattle these days.

Here's a pic of a groomed bull:

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very interesting Thump. I'm also curious as to the $ the winner gets. I'd have thought the judges would want to taste the beast before judging but maybe not. What do you do with a winning animal, keep going to shows and collecting $ or sell it for breeding?
 
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I started reading this thread on page 5..... and I can't imagine the initial post was help on cow tipping, breeding, feeding,grooming, showing... or whatever. I laughed when I started reading this....


Wasn't there an episode about you on South Park thump? lol
 
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At a County Fair, the Grand Champion may get about $3000-$5000.

The Ohio State Fair Champ Steer usually brings anywhere from $50,000-$75,000. But the exhibitor only gets $20,000 b/c a few years ago 8 out of the top 10 steers got disqualified for putting illiegal substances into their animals, clenbuterol, vegetable oil, etc.. and the reason was b/c they all wanted the $50,000+ dollars for winning so the State Fair Commision set a limit and whatever amount over $20,000 the animal brings goes into scholarships for exhibitors.

Steers are slaughtered a few days after sale but heifers and cows are sold all of the time for breeding purposes and some of those can bring over $100,000.

It's crazy the money people spend just to "HOPE" to have a chance to win. Many people spend that much money and don't even sell the animal for more than $2000 if they don't win a show.
 
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