scUM T-Shirt Ideas

[shetuck]

I was thinking the same thing, with Henne & Long bookending it..

The only problem I can forsee, the weather. It would be better to put it on a sweatshirt, but after the bottle I should be nice and toasty so it may be doable on a t-shirt still..

how about a muzzle in place of the pacifier?

 

[FriscoBuckeye]

Right, right.. but since the whole point of the thread to begin with was to go outside the box insult wise while remaining somewhat classy the App St won't work.. I don't want to be telling the same joke they've heard from every single team this year.

Unfortunately I'm a transplanted Buckeye down in Frisco, TX so I definitely do not have my finger on the pulse of what happens up north!

 

[bkochmc]

Single Ticket for THE GAME....$200.00

Gas Money from Columbus to this State up North....$60.00

Getting this shirt made for game day....$20.00

Watching Tressel & the Boys take it to Carr & scUM for the 6th time.....Priceless

There's some things money can't buy....for everything else, there's shirts like these brought to you by the Lloyd Carr Fan Club & Energizer 1-AA Batteries

Something along those lines would work :tongue2:
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That's quite a lot of words to fit on a shirt... I have a feeling Bleed S&G isn't quite as big as Charlie Weis...

 

[Bleed S & G]

That's quite a lot of words to fit on a shirt... I have a feeling Bleed S&G isn't quite as big as Charlie Weis...

I wish I was, I could have a a frickin canvas for a shirt I could even just take a Beanie Wells fathead and stick it to my body

I like the priceless idea too, me and my buddies we're talking about one last night that went like this..

Top 15 Pick: 15,000,000.00

Signing Bonus: 5,000,000.00

Shoe Deal: 500,000.00

Coming back, and not making a BCS Bowl: Priceless.

So far, far & away, ".. and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" is the winner, keep em coming guys!

 

[Coqui]

Gas Money from Columbus to this State up North....$60.00
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At least be realistic :p

 

[MD Buckeye]

At least be realistic :p

lol

 

[CausticMick]

I don't know why I keep checking this thread hoping there is something decent to read...

 

[UpNorthBuckeye]

How about,
Mike Hart & the Wolverines:

OSU's "Little Brothers"


(a twist on comments hart made after the UM-MSU game)

 

[CausticMick]

 

[Bleed S & G]

I've got a shirt, that has the outline of Michigan on it, and the words read: At least it's not Canada

 

[Pheasant]

I'm looking for something that will:

1. Cut to the bone and hurt
2. I do not want to be killed
3. I want it to be funny
4. I do not want a classless shirt, I would define classless loosely for a scUM game but follow rule #2 above and keep in mind a "Fuck Michigan" shirt is IMO classless.

Find someone in the theater department or something to do the makeup and go to the game as Troy Smith.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Cute Shirt

 

[Jolly Dog]

My wife and I went to the big hole in 2003 (we lost). We sat in a section with a lot of students. The first half, students behind us took great pleasure in screaming at us. They figured out that suckeyes and fuckeyes rhyme with buckeyes, and screamed any and all combinations of those two words, thoroughly exhausting their limited vocabularies.
I am going to The Game this year with a friend. My wife, being the smart lady she is, refuses to ever go back and subject herself to that verbal abuse again.
I had thought of having a sweatshirt made up with the following printed on the back:
It's a B
Buckeyes

My only fear is it would just egg them on, and without some voice of reason at my side, somebody is going to get hurt.

Steve '82