Scratching a private itch

[Golferdow01]

This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, and has a stain resistant surface.

Dishwasher safe...yes!

 

[BrutuStrength]

How do you guys scratch your testicles?

With one of these:

I guess I need to choose "other."

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I just did the pinch and roll.

 

[nicknc33]

pinch and roll is the way to go

 

[BB73]

Dishwasher safe...yes!

Great idea putting smegma in with the dirty dishes. :tongue2:

 

[tyrus]

With one of these:

I guess I need to choose "other."

Do your nuts look like this???

 

[BB73]

Do your nuts look like this???

He needs some medicine for those medicine balls he's got!

 

[Golferdow01]

Great idea putting smegma in with the dirty dishes. :tongue2:

What to do when the Tide runs out

 

[JXC]

I go with the stretch, then pinch and roll, and then scratch. If it's a decent itch, i'm careful not to go too crazy and cause irritation...but sometimes a nice massage is pleasent. Sometimes it's just nice to have your hand resting on your coin purse...especially a freshly shaven one.

 

[Saw31]

I rub up and down really, really, really fast until....wait...what was the question? :p

 

[jwinslow]

I thought this is what you used an intern like monica for? no?

 

[sandgk]

I go with the stretch, then pinch and roll, and then scratch. If it's a decent itch, i'm careful not to go too crazy and cause irritation...but sometimes a nice massage is pleasent. Sometimes it's just nice to have your hand resting on your coin purse...especially a freshly shaven one.

You shave the palm of your hand?

 

[Brutus1]

Grab the twins playpen in one hand and a wire brush in the other. It usually
makes you forget about the itching.

 

[ScriptOhio]

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[daddyphatsacs]

I have a pet monkeye who I rely on for these matters.

I bet you spank the hell out of him if he gets out of line. I'm assuming that you pop in your "Mike and the Mechanics" CD to set the mood. I'm not that cruel, normally I spray mine with a windex bottle full of mustard. You ask.....why Mustard? I'm not sure........it just seems right.