Sanitary equipment debate/bet

[RugbyBuck]

Paper toilet seat covers w/ the flap on one end. Do you put the flap in the front or the back? I've always put it in the front to keep the johnson from touching the front of the seat, etc. I have a buddy who says the flap is supposed to go in the back to keep your rectal output off of the back of the seat. This had never occurred to me. Which of us is the idiot (about this particular issue)?

 

[THEWOOD]

Paper toilet seat covers w/ the flap on one end. Do you put the flap in the front or the back? I've always put it in the front to keep the johnson from touching the front of the seat, etc. I have a buddy who says the flap is supposed to go in the back to keep your rectal output off of the back of the seat. This had never occurred to me. Which of us is the idiot (about this particular issue)?

I have always put the flap in the back, just seems the more logical fit.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Which of us is the idiot (about this particular issue)?

The one who has the half-brown toilet seat. :)

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

both are idiots, you are supposed to SQUAT!!!!

 

[RugbyBuck]

Well, just like I told him, whether I'm using it correctly or not, I'm more concerned about my equipment than someone else's toilet seat.

 

[StooGrimson]

I refuse to crap in a public restroom.

 

[BB73]

Some people will go to 'great lengths' just to brag that their dick might hit the edge of the bowl when they're on the shitter.

 

[BrutuStrength]

I realize this isn't a pretty thought, but I always think of it as a mud flap. So for me, it goes in the back. I guess we'd no for sure if they featured pictures of seated female silhouettes or Yosemite Sams with guns drawn.

 

[BB73]

Does this help?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Anyone shit in a toilet with an automatic toilet seat cover? With the automatic toilet seat cover you don't have to worry if it is on right.

 

[tyrus]

Not sure about the answer to your question, but in college there was a guy in our dorm who would pay 20 bucks to listen while you shit. He always sit in a stall a couple down. He didnt make much noise....pretty fucking creepy, but it was better than work study.




Sometimes I say things that I should keep to myself.

 

[vrbryant]

Not sure about the answer to your question, but in college there was a guy in our dorm who would pay 20 bucks to listen while you shit. He always sit in a stall a couple down. He didnt make much noise....pretty fucking creepy, but it was better than work study.




Sometimes I say things that I should keep to myself.

That's the funniest thing I've read all day.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Not sure about the answer to your question, but in college there was a guy in our dorm who would pay 20 bucks to listen while you shit. He always sit in a stall a couple down. He didnt make much noise....pretty fucking creepy, but it was better than work study.




Sometimes I say things that I should keep to myself.

How long have you been waiting for an opening to tell this story, T?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Not sure about the answer to your question, but in college there was a guy in our dorm who would pay 20 bucks to listen while you shit. He always sit in a stall a couple down. He didnt make much noise....pretty fucking creepy, but it was better than work study.




Sometimes I say things that I should keep to myself.

:dead::dead::dead:

 

[exhawg]

Anyone shit in a toilet with an automatic toilet seat cover? With the automatic toilet seat cover you don't have to worry if it is on right.

I shat on one in Europe that cleaned itself after every use. It rotated the seat around through a cleaner every time you stand up.