San Francisco 49ers (official thread)

[Jaxbuck]

Oh what the hell, I had the song stuck in my head so...

Let me tell you a story about a man named Jed
Poor football owner, solicited a Fed
He was out one night, looking for some 'cooz
Was busted in the trailer park with criminal tools.

Solicitation that is. Hookers. Prostitutes.

Well, next thing you know ol' Jed caught a case
All over social media, no way to save face
Kin folk said "East fucking Palestine?!"
So he stroked out a check and paid his fine.

Ohio that is. Trailer parks, train derailments.

 

[iambrutus]

so the detective that busted him is affectionately nicknamed Dateline Dan by the county attorney

 

[iambrutus]

so the detective that busted him is affectionately nicknamed Dateline Dan by the county attorney

When i was on the grand jury, we had 8 or 10 cases that read exactly like this one, between 140-160$, meet for sex in East Palestine. occasionally to get the super fucked up creeps, they add a twist of a mother and her underage daughter, the detective told us they try to give the person a few attempts to back out and "make the right choice", hence why ole Jed had to contact "her" 3 times