Running Back U

[pnuts34]

mgoblog are all sucking each other's cocks thinking that Master Teague is going to be some huge drop off from JK. Man, I can't wait until he mudholes them for 200 yards in November.

It'll probably be Trey Sermon with the 200yds... They'll probably be right about Teague, he'll have a drop off to gaining 100yds...

 

[Jaxbuck]

mgoblog are all sucking each other's cocks thinking that Master Teague is going to be some huge drop off from JK. Man, I can't wait until he mudholes them for 200 yards in November.

I seem to recall them assuming that position after Zeke left as well.

This is the stuff that gives me hope regarding COVID though. What I mean is, even the global pandemic, and subsequent lock downs, that seem to have disrupted the very fabric of our existence can't stop the DFBIA from going into summer delusion season.It's like grass growing and animals mating.

Gone are the traumatizing horrors of their latest episode of playing prison bitch to Ryan Day's bull cock rampage offense. The searing pain, the humiliation, the comprehensiveness of the savagery. No, now its is the gentle time, the time when a cold spring has finally let go and the warm, hazy days of summer are promised on the breeze. The days when the DFBIA reduces the most recent horror to one single contributing factor, rationalizes that it can't be any worse or will get better next year and a new tree of douchebaggery grows from the fertile soil of stupidity and arrogance to take it's place in the forest of incredibly dumb predictions that the internet will never forget.

"we lost last year because our QB sucked. Now we have Shea. We're gonna win!!!"

"we lost last year because their RB killed us. Their running back is gone. We're gonna win!!!"

"we lost last year because Carr was old and stupid. Rich Rod is cool and new. We're gonna win!!"

Lather, rinse and repeat.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

This is goddamned poetry, @Jaxbuck :
"a new tree of douchebaggery grows from the fertile soil of stupidity and arrogance"

 

[gmen6981]

This is goddamned poetry, @Jaxbuck :
"a new tree of douchebaggery grows from the fertile soil of stupidity and arrogance"

I agree with BKB.....pure literary genius.