rules for college fans per ESPN page 2:

[ulukinatme]

I was going to reply to this thread, then realized I did 3 years ago I don't think I've ever seen an article mention OSU, Notre Dame, and USC that often. Theres definitely not enough Michigan hate in there

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

these are the best

16. Southern frat boys not wearing khakis and a tie to the game must forfeit one bourbon and Coke.
16a. Southern fans wearing team-colored seersucker suits with matching bow ties drink free for the season.
17. Midwestern adults not wearing jersey of favorite white player to the game are penalized one Old Style.


Old Style is only big around Illinois/Wiscy area. I think it should be Natty instead.

And this is why the A.J. Hawk #47 Away is coming out of retirement and the Scarlet Beanie Well #28 is going into the closet. #47 has not been worn since 41-14. :(:(:(

 

[Nutriaitch]

8. If a team from your conference makes the BCS title game and is a sworn rival, you cannot root for that team. Not now. Not ever. Not even if under duress, gunpoint or waterboarding in an Eastern European black site CIA detention center.

words to live by.
Fuck Auburn, Bama, Florida, and any other SEC school not named LSU.

 

[Gatorubet]

(c) Bragging about a top-five finish if you are Ohio State, USC, Florida , Miami, Tennessee, Michigan, Florida State, Texas, Oklahoma: 0 years

 

[Zurp]

words to live by.
Fuck Auburn, Bama, Florida, and any other SEC school not named LSU.

We wouldn't know. No other B1G school has even sniffed the BCS national championship game.

 

[Muck]

It's obvious to me that you've never sat 2 rows behind them, and had them turn around and blare that song right in your face several times during the game.

Look at it this way...

If USC had actual fans you wouldn't have gotten seats that close to the field.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Look at it this way...

If USC had actual fans you wouldn't have gotten seats that close to the field.

You speaketh the truth!

One of my favorites from the article.

50. You must always deny ? with great conviction ? that there are patsies on your favorite team's schedule when attacking the schedules of rivals. Youngstown State is a formidable opponent! And there are no American tanks at the Baghdad airport!

 

[buckeyesin07]

words to live by.
[censored] Auburn, Bama, Florida, and any other SEC school not named LSU.

I really believe you're the only fan of an SEC team that holds this opinion.

 

[Gatorubet]

I really believe you're the only fan of an SEC team that holds this opinion.

Nutria has a definite minority view.

 

[Nutriaitch]

I really believe you're the only fan of an SEC team that holds this opinion.

i know of only a handful that are as enlightened as I am.

 

[Muck]

i know of only a handful that are as enlightened as I am.

Completely unrelated but ... Nutriaitch at the local watering hole...