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rules for college fans per ESPN page 2:

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You are allowed to root freely against the following schools for no specific reasons: Notre Dame; Notre Dame in their puke-green jerseys; Notre Dame when playing on "Triumph of the Will"-shaming propaganda house organ NBC; USC; any school that plays its fight song approximately 4,387 times per game like USC; Michigan; Miami; Ohio State; any school like Ohio State with a pretentious "the" in front of its name, because otherwise how would we know which Ohio State university they were talking about?; any school coached by Steve Spurrier; any school coached by Nick Saban.
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Oh man, theres nothing funny about that one. If you've ever been to a USC game, they'll play that tune every down, you wish you had a mute button for them.
15. If you weigh less than 150 pounds, you can spell out only the following letters when shirtless and wearing body paint: I, L, T.

15a. If you weigh more than 275 pounds, you can spell out only the following letters when shirtless and wearing body paint: O, W, M. 15b. If you're a hot coed, paint yourself with Chinese characters for all we care
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25. It is never OK to deny the hotness of the USC song girls.

25a. Not even if you attend UCLA.
26. Please observe the following age guidelines on appropriate thoughts to have while ogling the USC song girls:
? 11-15: What is this strange tingling feeling?
? 16-18: College is going to be awesome.
? 18-24: Damn, I wish she'd wear that skirt to sociology class.
? 25-35: College was awesome.
? 36-50: Damn, I wish she'd wear a burka or something. That could be my baby daughter!
? 51-75: Gee, what a lovely young lady. I hope she meets a nice boy.
? 75-over: What is this strange tingling feeling? Do I have to go to the bathroom again?
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35. If your significant other went to a rival school, no sex on rivalry game day.
35a. If your significant other went to a rival school, all wagers should involve sex.
35b. If rule 35a is in effect, waive rule 35.
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40. You must make at least one road trip while in college without tickets or a hotel room lined up ahead of time.
40a. Bonus points if you spend the night in a sorority house.
40b. Double bonus points if you spend the night in a sorority house wearing nothing but a stuffed gamecock on your head.
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54. If you get on the message boards and/or call talk radio demanding that the coach be fired after your team loses the opener, you must stick with it and continue to pay the domain registration fee for FireLloydCarr.com for the next five years.
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3. If your schools of allegiance ever play each other, you must pick one to root for, before the game, and put your preference in writing, ALL CAPS, preferably in blood. No sitting on the fence, no qualified endorsements, no switching sides at halftime, and especially none of this:
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works for me
 
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ulukinatme;921684; said:
Oh man, theres nothing funny about that one. If you've ever been to a USC game, they'll play that tune every down, you wish you had a mute button for them.
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I honestly don't mind USC, because their band is actually decent, and their fight song is okay, too.

Oklahoma is my biggest peeve. Their battle cry is literally only 16 notes, over-and-over-and-over again. It's fucking terrible, and an embarrassment to people who learn to play instruments and perform music.

I'm pretty certain Oklahoma's fight song was composed by a four year old with one of those rainbow-colored, 7-bar xylophones.
 
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Dryden;921719; said:
I honestly don't mind USC, because their band is actually decent, and their fight song is okay, too.
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It's obvious to me that you've never sat 2 rows behind them, and had them turn around and blare that song right in your face several times during the game.
 
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It's obvious to me that you've never sat 2 rows behind them, and had them turn around and blare that song right in your face several times during the game.
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Couldn't have put it better. You can't dog Oklahoma for playing the same notes over and over when USC's song will basically club you over the head and beat you into submission before you get to the 2nd quarter. Fight On has 4 notes I think, at least the version they play 4000 times, so that trumps Oklahoma's 14 notes.
 
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IV. GLOATING, OR WHY ANYONE BOTHERS TO BE A FAN IN THE FIRST PLACE

41. Observe the following statutes of limitations:

(e) Bragging about a blowout BCS bowl win over Notre Dame: one year, or until someone else joins the club

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If #48 had appeared as an original post on this board, it would have received a GPA... From me.

48. If you root for an SEC school, you are not allowed to act sanctimonious when a rival conference program is busted for academic fraud, dirty recruiting or any other NCAA rules violation. Instead, give thanks for your see-no-evil compliance department.
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52. Never answer the phone after your team loses a big game.
52a. Better still, unplug your phone.
52b. Even better still, throw your phone out the window. Then run it over.
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I have seen OCBF's brother do this.....well not the run over part but he did try to fast ball it thru a wall!
 
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these are the best

16. Southern frat boys not wearing khakis and a tie to the game must forfeit one bourbon and Coke.
16a. Southern fans wearing team-colored seersucker suits with matching bow ties drink free for the season.
17. Midwestern adults not wearing jersey of favorite white player to the game are penalized one Old Style.


Old Style is only big around Illinois/Wiscy area. I think it should be Natty instead.
 
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