Ron Mexico aka Mike Vick

[Oh8ch]

Hurry and get your Ron Mexico Falcons jersey before the NFL gets wise and bans them!

That would be classic. Vick's number with "R. Mexico" on the back. Get 'em printed and make a killing on eBay.

 

[bucknut11]

SI is doing an Ultimate Mock Draft, where they can select anyone in the NFL (and a few who are not). Check out the 11th pick in the second round. Brilliant draft strategy by the 'Boys...

<table style="border: 1px solid rgb(102, 102, 102);" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="554"> <tbody><tr><td class="pick">11</td> <td class="player">

</td> <td class="player_a">QB</td> <td class="player_name_a">Ron Mexico</td> </tr> <tr> <td class="analysis" colspan="4"> Overruling Bill Parcells' request for defensive-line help once again, Jerry Jones selects Michael Vick's alter ego and then uses that loophole to sign him before the 49ers, who had drafted Vick first overall, know what hit them. "But you already took Donovan McNabb in the first round!" Parcells protests. "Bill," Jones replies, "this will open up some lucrative marketing opportunities south of the border. Now get back behind the grill while I shop for more groceries. Oh, and by the way, my coffee's a little cold."</td></tr></tbody> </table>

 

[greatwhitenorth]

Get your own Ron Mexico Name

here is a site that will give you your own "Ron Mexico" name

http://gorillamask.net/ronmexico/

Mine is David Lee Micronesia

 

[DCBuckFan]

mine is Miguel Tajikistan... not far enough from my real first name

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I'm Giorgio Saudi Arabia if I use "Bill", and Derek Vanuatu if I use "William"...

 

[sandgk]

Using first name and last my NFL Pro pseudonym is

Jan China

Which sounds too 60's love-child

Including my middle name it becomes

Alexander Panama

I think the latter is more Jersey worthy.

 

[AmeriBuck007]

Hank Antigua

 

[smithlabs]

My alias Rod Ghana (Ed). I am only hoping I'm not spreading Ghanaria.

Smithlabs

 

[Def]

Bruno Palau

 

[buckeyefool]

http://www.mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Mike_Vick.html

So rumor is these pics were posted on vicks gf's myspace page....showing vick with what looks like to be a blunt in his hand.....true? who knows....but interesting after the whole ron mexico thing

 

[sandgk]

They also show waht they purport to be a herpes cold sore in a 3rd picture.

 

[The Man]

c'mon cut my boy some slack. At least this can put the gay rumors to rest. Nothing like hooking up with some dirty little cricket and smoking a J.

 

[The Man]

actually you can tell it is a plastic tip. It looks like a black and mild cigar. I don't know what is worse a blunt or a cigar that cost about 15 cents. Stay classy Mike....

 

[rocketman]

Yeah, looks like a filter. And the "cold sore" is probably a tooth pick.

Now, how much did his watch cost? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Never seen so many canary yellow diamonds on someones wrist...

Atleast a quarter mil...

 

[scooter1369]

Iz dat ho wearin' panties?