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Reverend Dabo Swinney (HC Clemson Tigers - GSCS), random mid-century cars, and steroids

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Fungo Squiggly said:
Maybe he can refer to the practice field as the "killing fields" next? Or talk about what a tight gulag he runs? Or even refer to film study as "concentration camp". So many opportunities here....
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"When I go back to Alabama now I am about as welcome as Hitler at a bar mitzvah. Just call me Adolph Eichman Swinney." That would be a hoot.

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"When I go back to Alabama now I am about as welcome as a Jew at a Christmas party. Just call me Dabo Christkilling Swinneystein." If people would just lighten the fuck up, everyone could have a good laugh with that one.

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"when I go back to Alabama now I am about as welcome as a black guy in Alabama" I bet that one would go over big at parties.


That piece of shit Bin Laden was directly responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent American civilians and he did it less than 20 years ago. There is just no good way for a public figure to be making jokes about it.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
The mediots like Dabo so this will get zero legs but even if we didn't live in the softest, most easily offended age in human history, this is a stupid ass thing to say.
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It was evident Dabo gets the media kid-glove treatment the night he let Kelly Bryant take the field against Syracuse in 2017 after the high ankle sprain the week prior, and the Orange proceeded to lite an immobile Bryant up like a Christmas tree. Dabo had an entire week to see Bryant should not be on a field, and still left him on the field for the entire first half until the inevitable concussion.

That was a more egregious crime than Hoke leaving Suger Shane on the field for an extra play. Dabo should have been excoriated. The media didn't say a fucking peep.
 
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Dryden said:
It was evident Dabo gets the media kid-glove treatment the night he let Kelly Bryant take the field against Syracuse in 2017 after the high ankle sprain the week prior, and the Orange proceeded to lite an immobile Bryant up like a Christmas tree. Dabo had an entire week to see Bryant should not be on a field, and still left him on the field for the entire first half until the inevitable concussion.

That was a more egregious crime than Hoke leaving Suger Shane on the field for an extra play. Dabo should have been excoriated. The media didn't say a fucking peep.
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Obviously Osama Bin Dabo would have put a Jihad on them.
 
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Dryden said:
It was evident Dabo gets the media kid-glove treatment the night he let Kelly Bryant take the field against Syracuse in 2017 after the high ankle sprain the week prior, and the Orange proceeded to lite an immobile Bryant up like a Christmas tree. Dabo had an entire week to see Bryant should not be on a field, and still left him on the field for the entire first half until the inevitable concussion.

That was a more egregious crime than Hoke leaving Suger Shane on the field for an extra play. Dabo should have been excoriated. The media didn't say a fucking peep.
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And seeing as Dabo dumped Bryant the moment pretty-boy came on campus, the shine from Osama Bin Dabo should have come off years ago....
 
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